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Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader

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Reads 49,453
Votes 1,265
Parts 61
Time 4h 14m

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You're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books.

He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be.


When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find out things about the realm around you, getting little to no help from Francis of the Filth and all his fucked up friends. 

The real question is, can a human-Lycra fall in love with a 50 something cancer infested being like the man you start living with? No fucking chance.

  But with a life adventure of explosions, gender bending, modern art, and excessive porn gadgets? Maybe there is.All Rights Reserved

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𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 ! || 𝘠𝘈𝘕!𝘛𝘞𝘚𝘛𝘟𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 by FLOOWEERESS

𝙀𝙔𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔: 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩. ♡ To put it simply, You died. Murdered, to be more precise. You didn't even know why you had died too. Was it because of your family? Ancestors? Relations to someone dangerous? Oh well, but you remembered his face perfectly. And hell, you were gonna extract revenge on him. Only problem is, despite being "blessed" with a second chance at life, and in the same body too! You were transported into another world. But, maybe these people can help you return! Surely, right? ♡ "𝙤𝙝 [𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀] ! 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! ♡" yan!twisted wonderland x gender neutral reader Note: I do not own Twisted Wonderland, nor it's characters. The only thing I own is the main character of this book. Do not reupload this book without my permission.

Odd Jobs for the Undead - A Zombie For Hire Story by Ricardo-Sanchez

Gordon longs for the simple things in life. A job. A place to rest his head. Someone to love. The same things everybody wants. But being a zombie makes achieving any of these basics a challenge, even for a special “high functioning” zombie that hasn’t lost the capacity to think and feel. So what if he shambles a bit when he walks? Sure he's a little gassier than the average guy, but who hasn't let one go in the elevator? And yes, pieces of his body do occasionally fall off, but he can put them back on. It's not like he's one of the "groaner" zombies that shuffle about looking for brains to chomp on. But things could be worse. Gordon has a decent business going as a Zombie for Hire. Got a job too dangerous for an air breather? Clifford is your man. Toxic waste clean up? Done. Living crash test dummy? On it. Really nasty crime scene clean up? He’s your undead man. He’s even has a blind date coming up. It’s too bad good things rarely happen to good zombies…His new boss may have a secret agenda and the girl of his dreams has, well, character issues. But with the help of Penny, his funerary cosmetician gal pal, and Merl, his agent, he might just make it through to sunrise without someone planting a truncheon in his skull.

Going Your Own Way, but with Magic by slightlyonfirewhoops

Being 16 sucks. Being 16 and running away after you burn down a library with flames you shoot from your hands, trying to carve out a place in the world for yourself while understanding this strange curse double sucks. Getting interrupted from figuring out magic completely on your own by an evil witch with plans to take over the world by doing *extremely* gross things to dead bodies triple sucks. Add in a pet mouse, a hot boy who shows up halfway through and amounts of emotional suppression never before known to mankind and you get a rough approximation of Max's life.

OBJECTED DRIPPINGS: APOCALYPSE (BFDI TF SAGA) (ARC 3) by Rebecca742000

(WARNING: THIS IS THE THIRD ARC OF THE OBJECTED DRIPPINGS SERIES, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST TWO, I RECOMMEND YOU DO BEFORE READING THIS) (THIS STORY CONTAINS MANY TRIGGERING THEMES, CHAPTERS WILL BE TAGGED WITH WARNINGS) seven years. seven whole years. three years since the R.O.Bs of amigui escaped the lab. four years since the R.O.Bs spreaded out into the mainland forests. wally was originally planning to have his beasts only stay in the woods, but with how much his horde was growing, they had to spread out into more.."human" areas, such as alleys or the edges of city's. and just like everything else in the world, humanity hated these new creatures wandering near, as such, a sort of "apocalypse" had begun. this wasn't the kind of apocalypse where people hid in shelters or fought monsters with crowbars however. this was the kind of apocalypse where while everything still seemed normal, both sides were suffering. humans were fighting against R.O.Bs for their lives. and R.O.Bs were being kidnapped and tortured by crueler humans. the world was split into two sides at this point, but in this horrid game of takeover, two beings on both sides would end up breaking those halves. a woman named Melissa, and a man named wally. they were both told of eachothers arrival, but they never knew what would happen once they met. will they become friends? or will they become foes? in a world where beasts walk alone, humans run for their lives, and a certain pair of rich, cruel eyes looks upon the earth without anyone's knowledge, one has to wonder.. just how does one survive in these cruel lands? moreso, how should humanity treat the new creatures that walk around them?

What Did I Do to Deserve This? (Remor x Morgo) by CatQueen1999

I DO NOT OWN Fran Bow or Little Misfortune!!! Nor the Art as well!!! (Remor has a special organ underneath his penis. It's called a velva. So essentially he a hermaphrodite to a degree.) After Remor I violently raped he is found unconscious by Morgo and Is immediately rushed to a hospital in Obscura his home world. After being brought there Remor comes to a cushy hospital bed being that he's the prince of Darkness looking around he spots a familiar face. Feeling slightly safer with this friendly demon lord around Remor begs him to take him as a mate so he won't be raped again. To his surprise, he agrees and gives him his name. After learning his Name is Morgo it clicked he's met him decades before and now feels slightly safer with Morgo. Quickly the pair of powerful demon lords fall in love and tell each over their deepest and darkest secrets.

One and The Same (a Jacksepticeye and egos AU story) by SpiffanyWolfe

For years, scientists have wanted to see if they could extract a human conscience and split it into its individual parts. Over and over again they tried and over and over again they failed. Until one day, when they found a way that they were sure would work. The problem: they needed a brand new test subject. Enter Jack. Jack (known as Jacksepticeye on youtube) was kidnapped by the scientists and experimented on. His conscience was extracted and split into individual parts, his body was cloned and the main bulk of his conscience was implanted back into him. Jack survived the experience with very little physical and mental damage and the experiment was deemed a success. And so, the egos were born. They and Jack were kept in the lab and experimented on until the opportunity arose to escape. Once they are released into the real world, Jack discovers looking after multiple clones of himself who know nothing about the outside world is going to be a lot harder than he thought. And to make things worse, Jack is now sharing his mind with Anti. Where the others just want to live their lives as normally as they can, Anti wants revenge. He wants the world to know what they have been through and he wants the scientists to burn for what they did. He craves attention and is willing to get it in any way possible, even if that means putting the group's new-found freedom in jeopardy.

His Savior (DracoxMale reader, year 1) by sterek134

(y/n) scratched the back of their head. This was it, "H-hey, Malfoy right?" In which a young wizard goes to Hogwarts and finds his new obsession. He didn't intend for things to end up this way. He just thought the platinum blonde boy was cute. He thought he just wanted to be friends.. he was determined to be friends with the boy. (Disclaimer!!!) THIS WILL BE SLOW BURN AS I'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH AS MANY YEARS OF HOGWARTS AS I CAN!! Enjoy cuties! (I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters)

The Heartless One by -daddysan-

After getting basically kicked out of the city, after pissing on his ex-friend's sandwich and shoving it down his throat, killing him, Anti and Light start to search for a place to stay the night. Along the way, they find a circus. After the show Anti planned to leave right away with Light, until an 'accident' happened. Having to pay up for his actions and anger, Anti and Light are staying for a while. After a while Anti finds someone, that was able to steal his heart, but the problem is. The guy that did it, literally doesn't have a heart. Better go find one. Warning: A lot of swearing. Art Credit: http://maskman626.deviantart.com/

Creature (Minecraft YouTuber AU) by enchantedreadshere

As the trees and its land slowly burn down by he deadly purple acid, a man that was watching from afar shivered at this sight. This has been going on for ages, and the creature hasn't been stopped. If they didn't stop the thing on time, everything they knew, everything they have ever known. Every building ever created, every world that has been generated, would be gone. The man looked towards his companion, or was he, his companion? His friend has been acting a bit strange, acting anything but not himself. The man took a deep breath and sighed. He looked towards the man with a stern face, gripping onto his iron sword. "Are you sure, you aren't, It?" His friend looked back at him, and chuckled coldly in response. "You know me, buddy, I wouldn't let It get to me." On the next day, the man's friend was gone. So was the other. *Narrating will get better the more you read* *COMPLETE* (YouTubers au, based on the actual ******** world. More and more YouTubers will appear, some will get mentioned, some will appear once, and some will not, and if you're a youtuber reading this, please don't read this cause uhhh, it's not good. There will be no cursing in this! So don't expect any curses. Please do not take this seriously. Only used to entertain fans.) Story cover by my very good friend in real life @zerinieee

Stalker's Tango by Morphumax

[Creepypasta x Female! Reader] You wouldn't necessarily consider yourself to be a piece of shit, but there are definitely people out there that are better than you as a person. After failing to get pussy from the hot milf teacher you worked for, you start to realize that maybe if you were an even shittier person, you wouldn't be in this fucking mess. The mess you were in? Being targeted by serial killers just because you showed some basic human decency and helped someone. That's it. The next time you see someone injured on the sidewalk, you're leaving them to bleed out and die. This is fucking bullshit. [Also on Quotev and Ao3 under the same name]

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𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 ! || 𝘠𝘈𝘕!𝘛𝘞𝘚𝘛𝘟𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙

𝙀𝙔𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔: 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩. ♡ To put it simply, You died. Murdered, to be more precise. You didn't even know why you had died too. Was it because of your family? Ancestors? Relations to someone dangerous? Oh well, but you remembered his face perfectly. And hell, you were gonna extract revenge on him. Only problem is, despite being "blessed" with a second chance at life, and in the same body too! You were transported into another world. But, maybe these people can help you return! Surely, right? ♡ "𝙤𝙝 [𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀] ! 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! ♡" yan!twisted wonderland x gender neutral reader Note: I do not own Twisted Wonderland, nor it's characters. The only thing I own is the main character of this book. Do not reupload this book without my permission.