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Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader

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Reads 49,453
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Parts 61
Time 4h 14m

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You're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books.

He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be.


When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find out things about the realm around you, getting little to no help from Francis of the Filth and all his fucked up friends. 

The real question is, can a human-Lycra fall in love with a 50 something cancer infested being like the man you start living with? No fucking chance.

  But with a life adventure of explosions, gender bending, modern art, and excessive porn gadgets? Maybe there is.All Rights Reserved

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Going Your Own Way, but with Magic by slightlyonfirewhoops

Being 16 sucks. Being 16 and running away after you burn down a library with flames you shoot from your hands, trying to carve out a place in the world for yourself while understanding this strange curse double sucks. Getting interrupted from figuring out magic completely on your own by an evil witch with plans to take over the world by doing *extremely* gross things to dead bodies triple sucks. Add in a pet mouse, a hot boy who shows up halfway through and amounts of emotional suppression never before known to mankind and you get a rough approximation of Max's life.

Stalker's Tango by Morphumax

[Creepypasta x Female! Reader] You wouldn't necessarily consider yourself to be a piece of shit, but there are definitely people out there that are better than you as a person. After failing to get pussy from the hot milf teacher you worked for, you start to realize that maybe if you were an even shittier person, you wouldn't be in this fucking mess. The mess you were in? Being targeted by serial killers just because you showed some basic human decency and helped someone. That's it. The next time you see someone injured on the sidewalk, you're leaving them to bleed out and die. This is fucking bullshit. [Also on Quotev and Ao3 under the same name]

I Do Believe In Egos by EmbodiedInsanity

Having the characters they created literally come to life was a weird circumstance Mark and Jack had to accept, but a lot weirder is when they all start feeling ill. Not even sure if their clones are actually human, there's no where to turn but to the egos themselves. Can they save them? (( This a long, chapter story. Completed. I asked my readers what they wanted to see in a straw poll, and "Sick Egos" won. So here's some sick egos! ))

His Savior (DracoxMale reader, year 1) by sterek134

(y/n) scratched the back of their head. This was it, "H-hey, Malfoy right?" In which a young wizard goes to Hogwarts and finds his new obsession. He didn't intend for things to end up this way. He just thought the platinum blonde boy was cute. He thought he just wanted to be friends.. he was determined to be friends with the boy. (Disclaimer!!!) THIS WILL BE SLOW BURN AS I'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH AS MANY YEARS OF HOGWARTS AS I CAN!! Enjoy cuties! (I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters)

Blindsided By The Boss by JeniRaeD

Enemies-to-lovers * Bickering/bantering Boss/employee * Romantic comedy with a HEA He says I'm a hemorrhoid and a massive dark cloud without a silver lining. I consider him a bosshole and heartless prick--because that's what he is and more. I've never met my boss. He works only through emails. I was two months in at my new job, when I had to fly to Florida to bury my grandmother. The night of her funeral, an overly hot man approached me while I was in the middle of trying to meet a deadline, wondering if I'd be interested in having a wild night with him. It had been a couple years since I Iast been with a man. I was pissed at my boss, and he was good looking, so I accepted his offer. Next, I emailed my boss telling him I wasn't making the deadline because I was going to get laid. And I did... lots of it. The next morning he was gone. Months later, I run into my boss--in the dark--on masquerade night at a sex club. Let's just say we had an interesting moment. After that I wanted to kill him more than I already wanted to. Weeks later. I had the shock of my life when we met face to face at my best friends wedding. Callum's a one-and-done type of guy. And I wasn't looking for love either. But our friends had other plans for us. They thought we were the perfect match and did all they could to set us up. Will us two stubborn hotheads see we're meant to be? Credit for cover: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/RLSather

Sick Little Games by VioletAntiseptix

You were ripped away from your home with no warnings. Stolen. Your new home consists of several strange people who all seem to be doppelgangers derived from two people. There's a psychopath with a glitching problem, a control freak, a shy zombie, someone with an unnaturally pink mustache, a crazy doctor, and many more. It only takes one person to ruin everything...who will it be? Can it be fixed? What secrets are these people hiding from you...?

Odd Jobs for the Undead - A Zombie For Hire Story by Ricardo-Sanchez

Gordon longs for the simple things in life. A job. A place to rest his head. Someone to love. The same things everybody wants. But being a zombie makes achieving any of these basics a challenge, even for a special “high functioning” zombie that hasn’t lost the capacity to think and feel. So what if he shambles a bit when he walks? Sure he's a little gassier than the average guy, but who hasn't let one go in the elevator? And yes, pieces of his body do occasionally fall off, but he can put them back on. It's not like he's one of the "groaner" zombies that shuffle about looking for brains to chomp on. But things could be worse. Gordon has a decent business going as a Zombie for Hire. Got a job too dangerous for an air breather? Clifford is your man. Toxic waste clean up? Done. Living crash test dummy? On it. Really nasty crime scene clean up? He’s your undead man. He’s even has a blind date coming up. It’s too bad good things rarely happen to good zombies…His new boss may have a secret agenda and the girl of his dreams has, well, character issues. But with the help of Penny, his funerary cosmetician gal pal, and Merl, his agent, he might just make it through to sunrise without someone planting a truncheon in his skull.

Everyones Obsessed* by Cie1_5

The past carries an unjust history. Immoral actions mark the present. The future holds untold consequences. Bad things happen to good people, and good people do bad things. | | || ||| ||||| |||||||| ||||||||||||| You, of all people, should understand the obsession. Whether it's the endless hours lost to a screen, the compulsion to scroll through forums, the need for that next high, the haunting grip of past trauma, the fixation on someone unattainable, the pursuit of a fleeting feeling, or even the inexplicable attachment to something as simple as frogs-obsession has woven itself into every corner of your life. •__ •_ •• •_• •_• • •••• / ••_ • •_• I have done terrible things because I let obsession take over me. It wasn't always that way. It started as a lie; it became true one day. I told myself I was in control and could stop anytime, but I only lied to myself. I was powerless. I never wanted to hurt anyone; I hurt him and myself. Now, I'm left with the wreckage of my choices. I wonder if there's any way to get things back to how they were before. Xgbs bqf zpv patfttfc xisg? To us, they are just another random person: the letters carved on the table, the artist of old graffiti, the person who also walked into the restroom, the reason the trash is full, or the garbage thrower on the side of the streets. But to them, they're the main fucking character in their own story, and each mark, item, digital trace, and photo they have makes a fragment of their existence. We may never know their face or name, but the traces they left remind us that everyone's lives intersect, creating a vast web of connections; unnoticed or not, they are never truly invisible. Dy32Al43Dy44|Dy11Al99Dy33|Dy44Dy87Dy22|Dy01Dy87|Dy87Al11Dy01Dy33Dy01Dy01Dy33Al21|Dy32Dy55Al01Al43|Dy21Al99Dy11Dy21Dy65Dy55Al77Dy43|Dy21Dy87Al21Dy33Dy01/

Weigh Out Way-In by JASaak

There is an unexpected turn in the story that drastically changes the course of events and, in the long run, even the lives of those involved. Magpie, the first to be involved, suddenly finds himself in the world so unlike his own. Will he find his place there or will he be at least able to go back home? He seems to find his way back from this new world of giga-dimensions but something unwanted happens, and things go worse. The cultural differences, together with a challenging personality traits of another involved in the events, suck Magpie and his friends into a downward spiral. The story challenges you to see the world differently from the perspective you are perhaps too used to and narrowed by. Life can be an adventure if you don't narrow it with a bigotry that forces you to be rooted in your trenches and behind your dividing walls. This doesn't mean you have to accept others' views without standing your ground. However, to be able to share our lives in this one and only world we need to make compromises, on both sides. Are you the first brave one to set this positive trend in motion? So read on and let the foundation of the story be laid. From the end of episode 1 on, the story really picks up, finally reaching its climax at the end of episode 3 with quite a surprising finish. Your participation in solving this shared challenge of coexistence and cooperation is highly appreciated. Remember those who cooperate make more progress than those who don't! The ideal audience for my first book is actually between 12 and 16, but anybody older and interested in adventures, cultures and in getting more understanding into our multifaceted world is sure to enjoy the story. (The whole story has now been published, the only thing I'll still add is the final epilogue but the story is already available in its entirety.)

All Hail The Hoard (18+, Vore warning, Erotica warning!) by MrMisterNiceGuy

18+ WARNING! (If you are under 18 years old you're a loser!) *Whew* Now that we got the chumps out of the way.. After the long war, Amais woke. He didn't know how long he'd been asleep, but when he found a curious little creature in his cave he knew it had been for some time. And when he found out the world had advanced thousands of years without him he sought information. Only to realize he had been TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD. With demons ravaging the city, Amais must use the power of sadism, friendship and hot gay sex to overpower his enemies. And he's gotta do a lot of stupid shenanigans to get there with his super hot fanboys/harem intact. But maybe a quickie first. This is a harem building, furry porn, slice of life kinda. Also it's gay. 👍 *Warning* This story contains vore, inflation, bondage, stuffing, weight gain, penises and overused isekai tropes. Enjoy~

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Going Your Own Way, but with Magic cover

Stalker's Tango cover

I Do Believe In Egos cover

His Savior (DracoxMale reader, year 1) cover

Blindsided By The Boss cover

Sick Little Games cover

Odd Jobs for the Undead - A Zombie For Hire Story cover

Everyones Obsessed* cover

Weigh Out Way-In cover

All Hail The Hoard (18+, Vore warning, Erotica warning!) cover

Going Your Own Way, but with Magic

Being 16 sucks. Being 16 and running away after you burn down a library with flames you shoot from your hands, trying to carve out a place in the world for yourself while understanding this strange curse double sucks. Getting interrupted from figuring out magic completely on your own by an evil witch with plans to take over the world by doing extremely gross things to dead bodies triple sucks. Add in a pet mouse, a hot boy who shows up halfway through and amounts of emotional suppression never before known to mankind and you get a rough approximation of Max's life.