Nuts
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Ongoing18m
Last published Mon, Feb 27, 2017
It's a shame you haven't read this terribly wonderful masterpiece. I made it myself.
Anyway, I start with telling you this that "HE" has got to be kidding ALL the time;
I'll be telling you just about everything here, because it's kind of like an overblown essay.
Please, for the love of puppies, and cotton candy, shaped like puppies, get your own Pretzel sticks. Thank you
CAUTION:
He kids all the time.
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