Heliocentric You ━━━ K.M

❝ I came here to snatch and erase, not fall head over heels. What kind of twisted horror movie plot is this? ❞

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ જ⁀➴ After finally being released from his cruel imprisonment inside a wooden coffin, Kol Mikaelson decides to attend Mystic Falls High School for a multitude of reasons. The first being is that it annoys his sister and brothers. Second, he absolutely loves annoying his siblings. And third... well, that was really the only reason.

Unfortunately, his plan backfires when Elijah demands that he attempt to make friends at the school to appear at least somewhat sophisticated and normal. Regrettably for Elijah, Kol finds a girl who is just as sane as he is-which isn't very sane at all, especially since her favorite hobby is collecting bones.

━━━━ "You insolent, idiotic, incorrigible, dim witted, Douch-bag, son of a bitch-" Her rant is cut off by Kol's offended "Hey- well actually the last parts pretty true but still!" ━━━━

❝ Kol. Please tell me that you didn't drive this poor girl mad, ❞ ━━━━ ❝ Hey, Screw you! I don't need a man to drive me mad. I can do that just fine on my own! ❞

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STARTED : 7/23/24
FINISHED : ❔
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