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Bork, Life At Howling Hugs

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Howling Hugs... home to the most lovable wolf plushies you'll ever find. 
However, not everything you see here is as innocent and pure in the office as it seems... ah, who am I kidding, it's as [Redacted] up as oblivion will ever get!

Here, you'll find comedy! You'll find gore! But most importantly... YOU'LL FIND PURE CHAOS!

Meet and enjoy the lives of fresh new workers like the most boring and average looking blonde guy named Theodore Grant who took a job as the night guard at Howling Hugs as well as other familiar faces, including Moose, Harrison, Abby, and Ena...! Wait... wasn't she- [This sentence was block to prevent spoilers!]

What we can promise you is that you'll never regret your decision to witness our great creation! Come to Howling Hugs, where we got the warmest and cheerful cuddles in the world!

(P.S.: thanks to a certain person called Owens2cool, it is in universe to the story called Wolven Caves.)

@All rights reserved by The Werecleaner Co. (Which has a short yet amazing game which you should play)All Rights Reserved

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