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The "Real" Zombie Guide

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What happens if the zombie apocalypse starts and Joe, a ordinary guy, finds "The Real Zombie Guide" a book, that soon everybody notices that it's stacked with the secrets of the zombie apocalypse, and then... It all cuts loose.

This story will be stacked to the max in comedy, parody and clichés!
So sit back and enjoy!

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(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports by blackcxlestial

COMPLETED [Cool and beautiful team captain becomes the bottom in a relationship with an ultra-strong and decisive professional gamer] Rong Yi is the captain and chief tactician of the top team RS, cool and calm but suffering from camera phobia, and no one has ever seen his true face. After leading his team for five years and winning the championship for three years, he is betrayed by his team and left with nowhere to go. At this point, he receives a call from his ex. His ex is a cold-hearted and popular professional gamer who recently returned from overseas, having won numerous championships. He proposes a simple condition: "Join our team and we can restore our romantic relationship to make work easier." Rong Yi: "Okay." But wise men do not fall in love, and competitions are more important than anything. On the first day Rong Yi leaves his old team, his former teammates celebrate his departure, while the entire internet is filled with criticism. On the second day, netizens are silenced as they witness Rong Yi as the new team captain, completely dominating the game. On the third day, the media chases after him, but a low-key senior protects him, covering his face and revealing only a small, exquisitely white chin. The internet explodes with excitement. On and on the days go. Rong Yi's former teammates are driven to the brink of collapse, asking with red eyes: "Captain, can you still come back?" "I'm sorry," Rong Yi replies gently. "I'm their captain now." Everyone knows that Rong Yi is the treasure of the entire VIT team, especially for the cold and reserved senior who shields him from everything and favors him to an infuriating degree. No one knows that this team was built for Rong Yi. From the moment Xiao Yin first saw this dusty gem, he wanted to wipe away the dust and protect Rong Yi's brilliance. For five years, he has done just that.

ဂယက်ပေါင်း သောင်းခြောက်ထောင် by HMNW668

အမြဲပင်၀တ်တဲ့ ငါဘလူးဂျင်းရယ်... ငါ့အသည်းလောက် အသက်လောက်ချစ်တဲ့ အသည်းလေးချစ်ရေ..... ဘလူးဂျင်းဟောင်းလေး ဟောင်းတဲ့ထိ၀တ်တဲ့သူ......" နှလုံးသွေးများ ရပ်တဲ့အထိ မင်းကိုချစ်မဲ့ငါ".....

....be a meme by unsh30

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[1] The Crown Prince Is An Idol Part 1 by JustMine898

PART 1 Not my story! MTL Please dont vote Title: The Crown Prince In The Game Is A Good Idol Part 1 While living as an idol trainee, I suddenly possessed the crown prince of a ruined game. After many twists and turns, I completed the final quest and was about to return to reality when I returned to the idol survival program in a possessed state. *Fun, lighthearted and healing If you don't want this to be posted please just email me and I will delete it. Thank you! minejust898@gmail.com

Cote one shots and reactions by rthtmtrhe

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Daily life of cannon fodder eating melons in the 1970s by daoistie03

Author: Ling Lingzi Type: Time Travel Rebirth Status: Completed Last updated: 2024-07-16 Latest chapter: Chapter 532 Ending Project Description: Introduction: (Era + Book-Traveling + Flash Marriage + Eating Melon) Lin Hua, who is both salty and fond of eating melon, traveled from the future to the 1970s in a parallel time and space, and accidentally discovered that she was actually in a book and became a cannon fodder. In this regard, she only wants to change her fate, so she gets married to a stranger in the story, stays away from the hero and heroine, lives a stable life, and then eats melons at a close distance... (First of all, the heroine will change her fate in the first ten chapters, and the rest of the story will focus on eating melons!!! Please don't criticize if you don't like it!!!) (There are no extras on this novel!) _______ *CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR *PLEASE DON'T REPORT *NOT MY STORY *DO NOT VOTE PLEASE *BEWARE OF GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES OR ERROR

I Beg You All, Please Shut Up by Hachouke

College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability - his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others. Deskmate Yang Rong: "Hehe, it's truly great to have an expert hacker as my deskmate." Chu Tian whose knowledge in computers was limited to installing operating systems became a super expert hacker in an instant. A random female student: "Sigh, if only my boyfriend is built like a model." Happening to pass by that female student, Chu Tian's body started to transform. In a flash, he became a handsome model of a man. The prettiest girl in school: "Chu Tian, do you know how to play basketball?" When Chu Tian was about to say he doesn't, a boundless amount of basketball knowledge assailed his head and transformed him into a slam dunk king. In less than a year, Chu Tian looked to himself in the mirror and sighed, "Sigh, I beg you all, please shut up." *** Associated Names 都市：求你们了，快闭嘴吧 Author(s) The Cycles Of Heaven Doesn't Exist 天道不轮回 link https://www.novelupdates.com/series/i-beg-you-all-please-shut-up/ Disclaimer: plot, characters, photo, etc. does not belong to me.

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- welcome to the wacky, crazy life Eric Matthews and Anna Hunter have made theirs. • "What is she doing?" "Proving her love." "Wouldn't the stairs be quicker than rowing across a lake?" "Isn't it romantic?" • • "Yeah! No one puts Anna in a corner." Anna gasped, turning dramatically and smiling widely at Eric. "Did you just use a dirty dancing reference?" Eric blushed, looking down bashfully. "Yeah..." she smiled, holding a hand on her heart. "I've never loved you more." • 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, '𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅' 𝒃𝒚 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒕. Oh boy, the crazy ideas I have for these two. Hang on, it'll be a wild, but quite interesting ride." *so sorry for their painfully slow burn relationship* I try my best to have frequent updates I apologize if it gets annoying, it's very easy for me to lose focus on these things. Sorry to those waiting for 'Anyone But You', but this has been in my drafts for so long it needed to see the sun. boy meets world seasons 1-7

BL I'm Not Human by oshiyuki1

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Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)