The "Real" Zombie Guide
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What happens if the zombie apocalypse starts and Joe, a ordinary guy, finds "The Real Zombie Guide" a book, that soon everybody notices that it's stacked with the secrets of the zombie apocalypse, and then... It all cuts loose.
This story will be stacked to the max in comedy, parody and clichés!
So sit back and enjoy!
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