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The "Real" Zombie Guide

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What happens if the zombie apocalypse starts and Joe, a ordinary guy, finds "The Real Zombie Guide" a book, that soon everybody notices that it's stacked with the secrets of the zombie apocalypse, and then... It all cuts loose.

This story will be stacked to the max in comedy, parody and clichés!
So sit back and enjoy!

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Zombie Apocalypse by scottishBlood

Once New Orleans became infected with the "Dark flu" everything changed. School became a doctors appointment and adults beame freakishly worried parents. Just as everyone was getting used to the daily checks, the flu suddenly became deadly. But not everyone is staying dead. Carmen, a normal 17 year old student become's a leader of a group of scared teenagers defending themselves against the walking dead, while trying to stay alive and find safe ground, Romace sparks, voilence grows and friendship becomes the only upperhand. Will Carmen and all her pack survive? Or will corpses rule in this Zombie Apocalypse?

Lost In A Deadly Paradise by adSummer14

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The Walking Dead by Rory05_Grimes

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The Walking Dead - Pewdiepie's Story by CloudyApplesss

Pewdiepie suddenly wakes up into.. The zombie apocalypse. Desperately trying to find his loved ones and get back to them. Will Pewds ever find them in time.? Or will it be too late.? This is my first story so excuse my horrible writing skills. Love ya. <3

Dark Tide(Slow Updates) by starwritingss

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Stand Users Among the Dead - (Zom 100: B.L.O.T.D X Male (Stand User) Reader) by CrazyPlatinum1899

(Y/N) (L/N) is your average normal human being and is currently a 19-year-old college student in his 2nd semester. (Y/N) has gone through hardships and such, but he didn't give up. As (Y/N) was about to begin his 3rd Semester, a Zombie Outbreak happened which he did not anticipate along with the other people. However, other people might think that he's just an ordinary person, but he has a manifestation of a spirit to protect him from danger known as Stands. (Y/N) is not alone, he had a best friend who took an interest in him and is also a Stand User like him as the two would survive the apocalypse together until the two would meet an office worker who is in his early twenties surviving like the the rest. How would this story play out? Find out for yourself~!

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Youtbers: Zombies and love by Loveme-Killme

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Zombie Apocalypse

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