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The story about my life

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When I was 8 i met the gay Father Christmas then he humped the tree but the tree was a wake
My dad walked down stairs and killed someone but it wasn't
Santa he killed it was shreck but   Then he was gay 
With Santa that's why I get lots of presents and u 
Don't motherfuckers so go and stick 
Ur presents up your arses so 
U will be gay with ur presents and now I'm going to
Roald Dahl 

I'm going to lick Jesus is ars 


By ellisAll Rights Reserved

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