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Deicide

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Reads 4,497
Votes 181
Parts 10
Time 2h 57m

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He desires nothing more than a hedonistic fulfilling lifestyle. Which in translation is challenging and crushing nigh beings.......Oh! And savoring hot chocolate!

Eventually, landing onto Terra through bizarre means. Will the inhabitants be spared from his maddening inducing smile?

No........they shall witness insanity unveiling before their miniscule souls.



A Crack story. Not to be taken seriously!


Story cover by MDR2513 on Pixiv


Disclaimer:  Arknights belongs to Hypergryph. I own nothing, but some original characters.All Rights Reserved

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