The Great Duffer

Beware reader, this is no story.
At least not the one you have been looking for, because nothing happens here. Not really.
Or perhaps, something does. Perhaps this is just a run down of series of events that take place in this author's life. Events that have long since been less than impactful. And yet, they had been worth writing for. Perhaps that is the point of it all.
So would you take a chance, dear reader?
I leave it up to you. Who knows? You might stumble upon something worth your time. Or not.
Dare to find out.