Sold To One Direction [SATIRE]

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Hi. (This is satire, I feel I have to remind you !!)

My one goal in life is to make at least one fan-fiction, so why not make it the cringiest one you've ever read? This is a JOKE by the way. I'm probably going to have two versions of this. One where reader has a twinge of common sense, and one where they don't (this one).

Warning: I'm a quite inexperienced author who knows absolutely nothing about One Direction other then the fact that Harry Styles is British and he was in it, but I'm not a fan of Harry either. I'll try to educate myself, so be warned if they're totally out of character.

Bye!! Have fun reading.

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