Hi. I'm Quintus, a robot destined to save the world. Eventually. First it needs to be in peril. So I've been waiting, for the last five hundred years. Then I fell out of the sky and accidentally broke, well, physics.
He was a ugly nerd who was sick of getting bullied. She was the prettiest and nicest girl in school. So he got on his knees, head down and whispered
"Fix me."