In My Pants
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Last published Fri, Jan 23, 2026
Kaka Flomp has has lived a tragic life. Not only does he have to deal with his unique last name, but also with the enormous thing in his pants. Its a struggle he has to deal with everyday.
In this humorous book you will laugh so hard that you might use what you have inside your pants and pee!
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