this is based off a comic i made as a joke a while ago. this whole thing is satire and not meant to be taken seriously, if you're wanting to see the original comic just look at my tiktok and scroll down a little (@.blueraspberriez) and you'll find it oh yeah some parts have more added, just so wattpad doesn't throw a fit lmao too lazy to scroll down? here: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL7EqHLe/