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𝐒𝐡𝐞 is beautiful, and intelligent except sometimes (𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺), shy BUT introvert, created a wall to protect herself from getting hurt so she had no friend to talk to until he forwarded his hand. 𝐇𝐞 is the opposite of her who loves to mingle with people and share things, is bold, and is always ready to help. **He is the first ray of dawn, bold and full of energy, lighting up the world around him. She is the last glow of dusk, shy and serene, wrapped in a gentle mystery. He craves adventure, chasing the thrill, while she finds comfort in quiet moments. Together, they create a beautiful contrast-day meeting night, light intertwining with shadow.** -------------- 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲, 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. --------------- Join Sujata's story to know more!!!!

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