What To Do When Your Adopted Llama Starts Asking About It's Real Parents

If your adopted llama is reaching those unruly teen years then they have probably started to ask questions about his or her real parents. You may have had the "you're adopted" talk with your llama or they may have figured it out on their own. Their first clue was being a llama child in a house full of humans. This book will give you all of the answers to some of your llama child's questions such as, "are my llama parents pro life", "are my llama parents sophisticated like humans or are they animals" and the classic " is it cool if you still shave me every several months". As an adopted llama's parent you will not be disappointed when you read this book. We have real testimonies and advice from other adoptive parents that you can choose to follow and relate.

You might be asking yourself, "why did I even adopt this f$*^ing llama in the first place when there is more money in alpaca?" Well reader, that was a poor economic decision on your part as you should have seen the prices of llamas has been in steady decline since the 80's.

Trust me, I have a Phd.