Comrade Navigator, where in Teyvat are we?!
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Sandrone finally gets to show the world how great she was, after the Tsaritsa had appointed her as the Harbinger responsible for the first military exercise involving the first supersonic bomber made by the Fatui Air Force (built from blueprints sponsored by the Soviet Union of course), but after a comically terrible sequence of unfortunate events and classical Soviet incompetence she is forced to pilot a flawed aircraft with her worst enemy as the navigator! Said enemy also made a fatal mistake... (or maybe it was just because the Fatui were incompetent in general)
Based on a true story (Check out the documentary "The Hilarious Story of How a Soviet Bomber Got Lost" by Paper Skies on YouTube)
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