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𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝔂 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜

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He grits his teeth and curses inwardly as he gingerly lifted his laptop, which appeared to have rain in it, rendering it useless for life. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘱, he thinks. 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘸? He gets up and tosses the laptop in the garbage bin whilst mumbling something. The bin sways once, twice, and then topples over. As he reaches to pick up the garbage, fuming, he pauses as he sees a latch where the garbage was supposed to be. 

a latch he never knew about.



So, basically, this 'average' (or is he?) guy is very unfortunate in his day. His car breaks down, his house loses power, he has to work overtime for a sudden deadline, etc.
(There's more but I no spoil, you get the idea)

All in one day.


He begins to think, 


𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦?

Has cursing
Has violence
(I'll add more if I can think of any)All Rights Reserved

comedy idkwhatimdoing mystery sci sciencefiction

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Tue, May 28, 2024

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