Death and Deliver-ance
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Last published Sun, Jun 7, 2026
Hell is a nightmarish realm, occupied by vile demons and filled with the screams of tortured souls. It is also a finely tuned bureaucratic machine. This is not shocking to anyone who has worked in an office or government job.
Demons are expected to know their place in the infernal machine, and work diligently to keep it running smoothly, or else they will face the wrath of Lucifer, the terrible Lord of Demons.
Enter Azrael, a lazy and unambitious demon who doesn't quite fit the mold. After an apocalyptic blunder that landed Lucifer's forces on the losing side of a cataclysmic battle with the forces of heaven, the Dark Lord banishes Az to earth with a very specific task:
Capture 10,000 souls for Lucifer's hellish army.
And do it in the form of a 2012 Isuzu box truck.
Ill prepared for the human world, Az finds himself in a shaky partnership with a human mechanic named Jordan.
Will Az be able to fulfill his hellish task? And will Jordan lose his humanity in the process?
Enjoy the absurd comedy and supernatural hijinx in this surreal comedy story
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