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Hell on Wheels

Reads 64
Votes 4
Parts 9
Time 43m

Reads 64
Votes 4
Parts 9
Time 43m

Mature

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The armies of Heaven and Hell have been in violent conflict since before time, and the war shows no signs of ending. Eons have passed since the bloodshed began, and the Lords of Hell who lead the Demonic troops have no tolerance for incompetence. 

This is particularly bad news for Azrael, a lazy demon, who has coasted in hell by cutting corners, and passing his responsibilities onto the poor Damned Souls that inhabit the Pit.

Azrael had been given a crucial task to complete for the war effort, but botched the execution due to his poor discipline. For his failure, Az was sentenced to a penance by the Dark Lord Lucifer: he would be banished to the surface of the realm of man, Earth, and required to harvest enough souls to replenish the ranks of the troops who he had doomed in his ineptitude. However, rather than being allowed to keep his normal Demonic countenance, Lucifer instead chose to give Az a less conspicuous form: a 2012 Isuzu box truck. 

Will Azrael be able to harvest the souls necessary to tip the scales of war in favor of the forces of Darkness?All Rights Reserved

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PRIDE by morbidluv

"You need to learn how to have expressions, emotions, Samael." I ordered the papers on the desk, tapping it sideways and tapping it upside down. "Not many people will like you if you don't even know how to smile. You're gonna have to be workable if you want an army." Samael taps his foot twice and looks at me. His eyes dug deep into mine. I hate it when he does this. "Then teach me." ** Qemuel is an angel in the lowest rank -- a useless rank. Having no where to be or belong, he signs up to be the second in command of another angel who is preparing armies for war. But he didn't expect feelings to evolve; anger, jealousy, and love. He didn't think it'd get worse until he meets a beautiful angel, Lucifer. ORIGINAL STORY -- A prequel to The Bullet on my profile.

Wings, Flings, and Demon Kings [Paranormal Romance] by SophieKestrel

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Summoned the Devil for a Date by gr0w-ing

I summoned him on accident, but since he's here... --- I turned to run but it was too late. He grabbed a hold of my arm and pulled me back towards him. "I hope you like water," he snickered as he effortlessly lifted me off my feet. Alarm bells were starting to ring in my head. "Put. Me. Down!" I screamed and shouted, struggling in his grip all while Lucifer wadded deeper into the water. "As you wish." Without warning, he dropped me. It was freezing and I couldn't breath. I struggled to push myself up as another wave washed over my head I was gasping for air as Lucifer laughed devilishly down at me. "Are you done?" I grumbled and splashed some water up at him. His laughter finally died down and I reached up for his hand, really hoping he'd take it. "At least help me up." I sputter, still trying to wipe the water out of my face. He does. I get a tight grip on his hand and pulled him toward me with all my strength. He's falling in seconds, splashing into the water beside me.

Obey Me Fanfiction - Wild Inferno by ThatWriterInOrbit

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To Hell and Back (For You) by HarukaCH

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The B in Bentley (Good Omens) by newyork79

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Punishment (Good Omens AU) [COMPLETED] by xNovaCorex

Due to Aziraphale's lack of recognition to his responsibilities and for preventing Armageddon he has been punished by Gabriel, same goes for Crowley with his superiors. Azi ends up being reincarnated into a 15 year old boy in high school, Crowley got the same punishment but he was 16, both no longer immortal. Crowley was best friends with Hassan (Hastur) and Beatrice (Beezlebub) meanwhile Gabriel became the principal to the school both Azi and Anthony (Crowley) now attend. Gabriel, Beezlebub, and Hastur made it their responsibility to make sure that Azi and Anthony both stay miserable, as punishment. Anthony and his best friends pick on Azi, yet they get no reaction from the boy. Anthony thinks it's just harmless fun, until he finds out that Azi is his new neighbor across the street. Anthony and his friends harass Azi daily for no reason whatsoever. Will they take things too far? Why does Anthony start feeling remorse for hurting and bullying Azi? What happens on Azi's end? And why does Anthony continue to bully Azi regardless of feeling guilty? BOOK 2 COMING SOON

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PRIDE

"You need to learn how to have expressions, emotions, Samael." I ordered the papers on the desk, tapping it sideways and tapping it upside down. "Not many people will like you if you don't even know how to smile. You're gonna have to be workable if you want an army." Samael taps his foot twice and looks at me. His eyes dug deep into mine. I hate it when he does this. "Then teach me." ** Qemuel is an angel in the lowest rank -- a useless rank. Having no where to be or belong, he signs up to be the second in command of another angel who is preparing armies for war. But he didn't expect feelings to evolve; anger, jealousy, and love. He didn't think it'd get worse until he meets a beautiful angel, Lucifer. ORIGINAL STORY -- A prequel to The Bullet on my profile.