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IN A TIGHT SPOT | Arlecchino x La Signora x Kafka x Fem Reader

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[ON HIATUS]

Working as a maid for three of the most terrifying, gorgeous, high-powered women alive was never on my bingo card. Yet here I am, cleaning furniture that costs more than my entire bloodline while trying not to cry in the walk-in pantry. Every day I get judged by women who could step on me, ruin me financially, emotionally, spiritually, sexually, or all of the above. At once. With heels.

Arlecchino is basically a human lie detector with murder-mystery detective energy and eyes that probably know my search history. Signora looks like she files taxes (or not, I dunno) in couture and eats diamonds for breakfast. Kafka is the therapist-slash-author who could destroy my mental health using only a paragraph, then gently pat my head about it.

My daily routine goes something like this: cook, clean, garden, get stabbed a little, get kidnapped occasionally, recover, and then immediately get pulled into more nonsense that absolutely was not included in any job description I signed. It's like the universe said, "What if we threw one overstimulated disaster maid into a murder mansion and filmed it for fun?"

They keep calling me the head maid, which is hilarious considering I am literally the only maid here. Somehow I'm still hanging on. Through the flirting, the near-death experiences, the emotional whiplash and the slow realization that I might be developing Stockholm Syndrome but make it cute.

Also, surprise, the story is a romantic comedy fused with a psychological thriller and sprinkles of emotional devastation. You know, for flavor.

And maybe... maybe I'm not just barely surviving anymore. Maybe this mansion is starting to feel like home.
Haha. No. Absolutely not. Probably.All Rights Reserved

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The Obsessive Villainess Vol. 1 ✔ by youslippedaway

"Don't touch that man." "Why not?" "He has a beast guarding him." I am that beast; Nora. I woke up as the villain of this book, destined to die after going crazy due to my love for the main lead. "I spent my last life wanting to die, and now that I've decided to survive, this world is after me?" No. I won't die such a pathetic death. I will survive this time. No matter what. But first, I need to survive these main leads. One won't leave me alone; the other keeps fighting with me; another is destined to kill me... Even my superpowers are so weak! Surviving in a world that hates me... Is kinda difficult. *** I got tired of reading about 'special' and 'pure-hearted' heroines so I decided to write about a character I could relate to. Writing gets better after first few chapters. [#1 Angst] [#1 Obsession] [#2 Yandere] [#1 Villain] [#1 Antagonist] [#1 Superpowers]

The Devil's Favorite Villainess by Alexandr44ite

I transmigrated into the villainess-the unwanted sister, the scheming witch, the one meant to be discarded. She was supposed to get the fairytale ending. I was supposed to die trying to steal it. But I made one small change: I seduced the devil himself. Now the cold-hearted mafia boss is deeply in love with his wife. He touches me like I'm his salvation... And I'm falling for the one man I was never meant to have. She loved him. I claimed him. 💋 Mafia x Villainess. Transmigration. Obsession. Betrayal. She was the heroine. But I became... The Devil's Favorite Villainess.

Substitute Wife For The Billionaire. by daisysprings_77

"Please fuck me," she pleaded, clutching my arm. Her bottom lip was sucked in. Words capable of unleashing beasts within me. I sucked my teeth as I hovered over her, yanking her panties off; no doubt she was dripping wet. I trailed wet kisses down her stomach to her lower abdomen. Rosaline quaked beneath me, her legs shaking just the way I wanted them to. She'd had her turn teasing me. It was my turn now. *** Rosaline Rivera, daughter of a multibillionaire fashion empire, had always been living under the shadow of her perfect sister, Julie, until she died. To make matters worse, her sister's fiancé proposed to her three years after the death of her sister. What happens when Rosa finds out she was just a mere substitute in place of her deceased sister just to save the family's business? Will she be the perfect daughter her parents want her to be and be a submissive wife to Gerald, her late sister's fiancé, who seems not to have gotten over her late sister yet? Out of spite as she decides to make her rules in the marriage, what happens when Rosa finds out the person who had killed her sister in the first place, the person whom she least expected? *** "Fuck, I need to feel you wrapped around me. I need to be inside you, Rosaline." He pulled himself out of my mouth and kissed me. He moved upward until his face was just mere inches away from mine. I moaned at his dirty words, "I need you too. I have...for a while now," I confessed hastily. My entire body felt amazing beneath his touch. It felt like he was the spark I needed to set my whole body on fire. WARNING: Contains Explicit Scenes!!!

New Path, New World [Book 1] by FropDaFriend

Fantasies and adventures. Those things were what I would usually dream of whenever I'm bored. However, for SOME REASONS, the Gods, or Archons, noticed my hyperfixation on them and decided to bring me to somewhere related. The worst part? It was when I was having a GOOD NAP. The possible best part? Those gods and all decided to transport me to the Genshin world. Pretty epic if ya ask me. The weird part? Other people went inside that world before and after me. The concerning part? Everyone from outside of Teyvat has a limit to their stay, and if they don't go back home before that limit hits, then they'll be stuck forever. The more concerning part? The limit is ALWAYS different for others, including me. The question is: Will the others and I go back home before our different time limits hit? Or will all of us be stuck in the Genshin world? Me: This story isn't really taken seriously, so if you readers see some weird stuff going on, just - don't call it a bad story and all, this is merely just because of me being bored and, ya know, bored. Let others do their things here in Wattpad, meaning don't judge those who does differently here in this app. Please, it sounds so stupid for me. Anyways...hope ya peeps like dis :> (Also, note that if I mention an OC, I will say so. If not, then it's either canon character, or that it's an in-real-life person) This is COMPLETELY originally mine, so if this story is possibly in another app or with another user, a report should really happen. Genshin Impact doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Hoyoverse. Started: Around August of 2022 Ended/Discontinued: 30th November of 2022 [Warning: This is a story made by a child so if you don't wanna read something from a literal child then I suggest not reading this. Thank you]

Reincarnated as the Ultimate Side Character by PenNameAria

I died the classic way: hit by Truck-kun on a rainy Tuesday while holding bubble tea and a tote bag full of manhwa. I know. Peak K-drama energy. Next thing I know, I wake up in one of those manhwas. You know the type: Love triangle? Check. Villainess with a tragic backstory? Check. Three jaw-dropping male leads fighting over one girl? Triple check. But plot twist: I'm not 𝐡𝐞𝐫. Not the heroine. Not the villainess. Heck, I'm not even the maid who overhears important secrets. I'm a 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫-Level: Background Furniture. My only scene was in Chapter 30 where I handed someone a fork. But that's fine. I've watched enough dramas and read enough webtoons to know one thing: 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐜. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞. Armed with half-remembered high school chemistry, useless trivia, and an unhealthy obsession with money-making hacks, I'm going to build a fortune in a world that hasn't even discovered electricity yet. ...Unless, of course, the plot finds me first.

I Woke Up Engaged To A Mafia Don by StarswhispersToMe

[ONGOING] I died... and woke up as Aurora Costello, the spoiled, scheming villainess fiancée of Kieran Valente - a mafia don who has a habit of killing anyone who crosses him. Insane right? I'm stuck in a world of luxury, danger, and secrets, where the original Aurora would do anything to win Kieran's heart... and I'm supposed to play along. But here's the catch: I don't want to die. I don't want to marry a psycho. And I definitely don't want to follow the story that's already written for me. So, I'm making my own rules. One thing's for sure - this villainess has a plan, and it involves survival, luxury, and maybe a little chaos. Will I survive a mafia don who's hell-bent on control... or will my "perfect life" turn into a nightmare? Welcome to my second chance - if I can make it out alive. [Hey guys! Please add it to your library/reading list so you don't miss the updates! I promise this story won't disappoint 💕]

for my consideration by onthislove

nothing in my life has ever been mine, any of my choices, my favourite things, the people i've been with, my body that somehow seems to belong to someone else, anyone else. it's all my fault though, i was meant to fight it, i never should've let myself fill the mold that was laid out for me. now it's too late, i ruined the first real relationship i had, one that showed me and everyone who ever underestimated my desire for commitment, mainly my parents, to have no fear. i can settle down. well, i thought i could at least for the past two years, not anymore. so i chose to invest all of me into something bigger and now i'm in the waiting room of a company where i applied for the job i want to be mine. i didn't listen to anyone else's input, i didn't really let them weigh in, the decision is mine. after further consideration, that's not the full truth, maybe i no longer want to be hired for this position if it means it could also be hers. the woman i met in the bathroom earlier. our conversation barely took a few minutes, but it was enough to make me wish i never started it, to make me want to erase everything i've put into this since submitting my CV. the way she carried herself and how composed she seemed, especially compared to me at that moment, were stronger than the illusion of sympathy and comfort she radiated. i hate when i can't read people and she is an example of the reason. it causes me to feel weak and that's how she must've perceived me, which is why it's the way i currently see myself. everything is, in fact, going down the drain. she might have as well chose to spit in my face with her perfect mouth. i imagine it would feel less degrading than the cold stare and apathetic words. i probably would've thanked her. that's fucked up, isn't it? i shouldn't even be thinking about her right now. i'll never see her again. disclaimer: description of an abusive relationship (not the one between the main characters), other sensitive topics such as grief.

Crush by lnwbymeb

I, Frung, became a chairman to continue my father's legacy. To show that I deserve this position, I have to make myself look perfect from head to toe. Because I always work, I have no time to tidy up my own room and need a maid. However... none of the maids my mom found were good at their jobs. Some would leave dust here and there, and some would steal from me. They'd even steal my shampoo from a newly bought bottle. So, my mom has to find a maid for me to interview her myself. And I have to be surprised when 'Yu,' the new maid, makes me feel the butterflies in my stomach. Something tells me that 'she's the one.' I let her pass the interview, even though I know almost nothing about her. Though I'm good at reading people, when it comes to her, I get all flustered, not knowing what to do next. As for the new maid, her behavior is quite suspicious. She approaches me without any fear and always gives me that smug smile. If someone asks me why I let her pass the interview without her even saying anything, I can give them several reasons. She's tiny. She's cute. Her smile is gorgeous. But if those are too long. I'll say... "I have a world-sized crush on her." Author: Chaoplanoy Translator: Claire de Lune and meb translation team Editor: Paphavee

I'm a Villainess, But So What? Fuck Off. by mrmacpuffy

Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century! This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original. Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist. Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelol

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The Obsessive Villainess Vol. 1 ✔

"Don't touch that man." "Why not?" "He has a beast guarding him." I am that beast; Nora. I woke up as the villain of this book, destined to die after going crazy due to my love for the main lead. "I spent my last life wanting to die, and now that I've decided to survive, this world is after me?" No. I won't die such a pathetic death. I will survive this time. No matter what. But first, I need to survive these main leads. One won't leave me alone; the other keeps fighting with me; another is destined to kill me... Even my superpowers are so weak! Surviving in a world that hates me... Is kinda difficult. *** I got tired of reading about 'special' and 'pure-hearted' heroines so I decided to write about a character I could relate to. Writing gets better after first few chapters. [#1 Angst] [#1 Obsession] [#2 Yandere] [#1 Villain] [#1 Antagonist] [#1 Superpowers]