That Day I Woke Up as a Kangkong
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Isipin mo, panaginip lang pala talaga pala ang buong buhay mo at isang araw gumising ka bilang kangkong. Naiisip mo? Ako rin nakakaisip pa kahit kangkong na 'ko.
When a 'Woke Up Like This' goes severely wrong, the protagonist found themselves being picked at the kangkungan... literally. Now with their newfound kangkong identity, Kangkong must navigate their new identity as a green vegetable belonging to the great Convolvulaceae family. Pero hindi madaling magmula sa pamilya ng Convolvulaceae lalo pa't may matalik na kalaban ang mga kangkong, ang mga Brassicaceae- mga pechay.
Thrown into a ridiculous vegetable feud, the court of mga gulay na laging sahog, and torn between the Sinigang or Nilaga faction, Kangkong must decide before the Karinderya sa Kabilang Kanto decides for them.
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