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Sacrificial Lava Pit of Love - A Kermit x Frosty the Snowman romance

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CHARACTER COLLEGE: BOOK ONE
Kermit is starting his third year of college, struggling with schoolwork, friends, and problems with his band; 'RAGING BONFIRE BEAR' while Frosty is struggling with working out his sexuality, and the ending of winter. They meet over spilled milk in the library, discovering an abandoned, dusty novel about 'Fossa mortale del destino', a volcanic mystery in their very own state. Together, the two bond over the mystery, trying to solve it and the strange things around it. This is a story of love, passion, and sacrifice.All Rights Reserved

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