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••• If Luisa had a series of unfortunate fucked ups in several months, will she ran out of fucked ups faster than the rest of us? ••• Luisa was sitting alone after attending her father's funeral and began to think of the things she went through and also imagined little things that could have happened had Rose and her were together without the fucked ups ••• This one goes out to Margueritar who actually said please so I'd write a Roisa fan fiction. This isn't a happy one, exactly. I live to magnify your Roisa feels, I hope you're mad at me over this, I love you. ••• All mistakes are mine, I apologized. ••• One shot •••
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