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Meet Tailor Suzuki, a girl named after Taylor Swift (minus the 'y'), and her gang of eccentric roommates: Dordan, the kitchen's worst nightmare; Pablo, who despises pasta (don't ask); and Grenade, whose love for explosives makes bathroom time... interesting.
Life in their small apartment is chaotic enough, but when their overly nosy neighbor, Mrs. Señorpizza, starts enforcing 4 AM shoe rack inspections, things spiral into full-blown madness. Pancake disasters, flip-flop duels, and one accidental door-related incident later, Tailor and her friends are in over their heads-especially when they think they've "accidentally" knocked off Mrs. Señorpizza.
Can they fix this mess before it's too late? Or will the door to chaos stay wide open?
Expect:
Lots of laughs
Ridiculous housemates
A neighbor who just won't quit
And the flying flip-flops of doom!
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