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VERY Crack fic (EXTRA LARGE CAPITOL C) this is a look at the depths of my brain while sleep and water deprived
The title was me mishearing my friend say c0ck and balls so that gives to a good enough impression of what this stories going to be like
(posted this to ruin @Lavend3r_Skys day)
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