Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter Fan Fiction Retelling)
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  • Parts 19
  • Time 3h 14m
Complete, First published Jun 01
Fifth-grader turned wizard celeb Harry Potter must uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he's armed with the most unusual allies.

This is your chance to return to Hogwarts! 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone' is a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.' Journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's first year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud Hogwarts Express ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos.

Ron Weasley can't decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac's nightmare. Hermione Granger's know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that's as bewildering as it is amusing.

And that's just the beginning. Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 18 chapters (plus one subscriber-exclusive chapter) as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone.' Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with brain freeze potions, Adele music, and a whole lot of fun that's just so Wingardium Leviosity!

This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

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