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Not my fault you guys are dumb

NaotoUzumaki1010

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NaotoUzumaki1010

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Most people would kill to be reincarnated as Issei Hyoudou right? Well, not that much when you realize his crazy life between all the factions wanting a piece of the guy, crazy dragons, and more... Is being him for his Harem really worth it? Well, not really as this guy is reincarnated as the guy and taking over Issei, and boy will he Frank Grimes this place!

For those who don't know? Frank Grimes was a character in the Simpsons who was a normal person from our world. He was at odds with Homer and more and it drove him insane and he died so the MC taking over Issei is such a person who knows being the MC isn't worth all that insanity.

So expect bashing of characters, plot threats, and a disorganized mess.All Rights Reserved

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Sat, Jun 1, 2024

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Prologue
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