Boboiboy is never having children. Aside from the fact that he's currently single and can't support a family financially, his lack of father figure in his life pretty much convinces him he's not going to do that. So, he's twenty-eight, and is never having children. That's the plan. Yet... "Mister, I made the bed!" Taufan says. "I'll help you set the tables." Offered Gempa. "I've beaten the eggs." Solar held up the bowl proudly. "...I won my tournament." Halilintar shyly admits. "I'm here!" Shouted Blaze from the front door. "I bought cake my mom made!" Thorn giggles beside him. "...I bought my plushy?" Ice says sleepily, wrist held by Blaze. ...well! The plan of not having children is certainly going SUPER well! It's not like he has seven children following him from behind like ducklings following their mother, of course not. - Notes: - Google docs edited my second chap but still sus, will properly edit later (hopefully). - Bro my writing motivation drops fr! - Kinda angsty idk, prob not rlly tho. - I kept forgetting they're literal babies whoops. Warnings (I guess): - References of cheating. - Parent negligence. - Mild bullying. - Mild domestic abuse. - Slight mention of homelessness. - ITS VERY TAME BUT STILL! If any of these bothers you, I don't advise you to read it. ALSO ON AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56335069 {1} Chap: 3,4k words. {2} Chap: 2,8k words. Boboiboy belongs to MonstaAll Rights Reserved