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(DISCONTINUED) Woman X Traffic Cone

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Despite finding it pointless, she often went to the café to type her story. Life seemed so bland, but it wouldn't be long before something would spark. 
A traffic cone and a human seem like an unlikely match, but their love cannot be contained.

I have given up writing this story because I regret making the shift from a character insert to an actual character. It ruined any possible character development. I may rewrite this when I'm not busy with my #1 most amazing story.All Rights Reserved

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