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The Simpsons - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Bartender

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This is the fanfiction episode for the Simpsons. Huey Lewis and Larry Gatlin were guest stars, and it was loosely based on Texas Skillsaw Massacre or Sister part.All Rights Reserved

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