Da dude named Juan who was Actually a Vampiro
darose0987
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darose0987
Ongoing, First published Apr 10, 2015
There once was a dude. Da dude's name was Juan. Juan had a very very VERY VVVVVEEEEERRRRRYYYYY interesting life. He sat on da couch and watched YO MAMA on da television. He also liked watching da teletubies. Juan went outside for da sunlight. Da light burned his eyes as he realized DUN DUN DUN, da Juan was a vampiro. He burned up into ashes and somehow, turned into a bat. Da end please, tank u. Maybe make sequel? Who da knows?(P.S. Yo mama so fat when she walked by da TV... I MISSED THREE EPISODES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Btw da cover says *never* heard of dat server. /\ get rekt
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