The Box: The Sandy Dunes - Bio - Wattpad

The Box: The Sandy Dunes

Reads 14
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

Reads 14
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

absurdhumor crazyquest fantasycomedy humorousfantasy insaneadventure madscience mysterybox outlandishstory portaladventures quirkycharacters siblingadventure strangejourneys surrealworlds unpredictableplot weirdscenarios

**The Box**

**DISCLAIMER:**
This story is meant to be insane and have the weirdest scenarios. The names are intentionally ridiculous, adding a quirky element to the story. Enjoy the madness!

---

Mum always said to never open the box, but like the smooth-brained kid I am, I bribed my big brother, Cyanide, with all of my Halloween candy to join me on this adventure.

I'm Almond, and I'm determined to find the key to the box! Our journey begins with a leap into our mad scientist mom's particle accelerator, launching us into a surreal world of floating islands, sandy dunes, and a giant key atop a fantasy mountain.

From a broken flying car fueled by actual cyanide to a warp drive crash landing, we encounter BananaMcSnazz, a monocle-wearing monkey who reveals that this is just the beginning. With a portal gun, he sends us to an algebraic world filled with even more bizarre adventures.

Will we find the key and unlock the mysteries of the box? Or will the weirdness consume us first?

**Join Almond and Cyanide on their wild, nonsensical journey in "The Box" and get ready for the next chapter: "Almond and Cyanide and Who?: The Geometry World."**All Rights Reserved

absurdhumor crazyquest fantasycomedy humorousfantasy insaneadventure madscience mysterybox outlandishstory portaladventures quirkycharacters siblingadventure strangejourneys surrealworlds unpredictableplot weirdscenarios

Table of contents

The Story
Thu, Jun 6, 2024

1 part

The Story
Thu, Jun 6, 2024

Sign up to add The Box: The Sandy Dunes to your library and receive updates

or

#21fantasycomedy

Content Guidelines

You may also like

The Creator and The PuppetMaster - T. F. F. AU (Discontinued, rewriting) by FnaFRune_Galaxy

"Promise you or anybody else won't go crazy once I tell you?" "I promise. You can trust us." "Fine. The reason I know about all of it is because... I'm the Creator." _______________________________ _______________________________ ⚠️ VERY SLOW UPDATES ⚠️ ⚠️ THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN SHIPS⚠️ _______________________________ _______________________________ •If you see any spelling mistakes, PLEASE tell me. It would mean a lot to me. •Although this book does not contain ships, you are welcome to ship anybody in the book. I won't stop ya! •If you don't like the book in any way, please don't bother commenting about how bad it is. I don't appreciate that and I find it very annoying. Someone already did that once and I find it disrespectful, knowing how much effort I put into writing these chapters. •I won't do A/Ns a lot in this book, because it adds to how many parts are in the book, so when someone sees how many parts are in the book, they read it and find that A/N, they'll be disappointed and I don't want to disappoint. •I will be making an Ask or Dare book (will be inserting myself in that cuz why not?) for this AU once I hit Chapter Five, so be on the lookout for that. (This note is temporary!) Art cover by: FnafRune_Galaxy (a.k.a me! ¤°¤) #? in Bryan #292 in thefamousfilms #70 in fnaf6 ~Last updated in: 1|13|20~ (I'll update this later on :^)

Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] by TashaFarthing

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops edible rainbow candy. Alice and I, along with our friend Zero, help my aunt and uncle clear out their basement during spring break while they went away for their wedding anniversary. It all started when I ever so gracefully (but accidentally) tripped over a cupboard box (which in my defence, I never knew was there) with the words: 'Fragile - DO NOT TOUCH', written in black marker all over the box. While Alice and I were arguing, Zero tried to grab our attention. When he finally did, we were surprised to see him being sucked into a freakin' green swirling portal! Turns out, inside the box I tripped over had a crystal ball rolled out of it, and glowed a bright green. That was when we realised that that crystal ball, was the reason why a portal appeared and was trying to pull us in. And of course...I got separated from them, didn't I? Would you believe me if I told you we entered the world of our favourite movie when we were kids? You know...the Dreamworks movie, Shrek? The one with the fairy tale and Disney characters in? Yep, that's the one! Oh, sorry! I almost forgot to introduce myself: My name's Willow, and this is the story of our journey in the world of Shrek - creating bonds with Shrek himself, Fiona, Donkey and the gang...heck, even Dragon, too! What could possibly go wrong? Completed: 21/02/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

The Dark Side of the Moon by thealexiarose

"Fuck, baby. You can't say things like that to me. I want to, also. Trust me." His hand snakes down my body until he enters two of his fingers into my wet center. I can only moan in response. "However," he kisses my neck possessively, finding the right spot to drive me crazy. "I need to build you up to that." He pushes his fingers in and out of me, hitting deeper and deeper as his strokes become longer and harder and faster. "You feel that? My fingers deep in your pussy that's dripping for me?" He licks the side of my neck as my breaths come out in short pants. "My dick is going to stretch you out so much more. When I finally fuck you, you're going to be sore for days. And you're going to love it." ---------- Thea Brooks, an 18-year-old college student, lives her life by a schedule. She has school, homework, her job at the Coffee shop where she drinks way too much caffeine to be healthy, and the rest of the time she is watching her little sister while her mother is at work. She thinks that everything will remain the same as she starts her college classes, but that all changes when a new friend of hers introduces her to an attractive guy that she can't seem to get out of her head. Grayson Dark, a 22-year-old Alpha of his pack, has been searching for his mate since he turned 16. All hope is lost until one of his pack mates strolls into his home with the most magnificent scent- his mate's scent. After only slightly maiming his pack mate, it is revealed that his mate is close by- and human. Without understanding the supernatural world existing around her, Thea will have to learn to look past Grayson's faults- mainly his possessiveness and anger issues- while staying out of danger from unknown threats and learning her place at Grayson's side. Oh... and keeping her grades up. How hard can that be?

Ideal (a cube smp fanfiction) [COMPLETED] by oliveowl

"Next one, the bean boozled! Will and I have already done this, but we still want to stream it, so here it is. Here is the first one! It is blue, meaning it is either blueberry, or toothpaste." I bite into the jelly bean. "Hey, it's minty, but not bad." "Wha? Why did you get a bad one but like it?" Will asks, shocked. "I'm special that way." I give him a grin and hand him the box. "Here, try your luck." He closes his eyes and reaches into the box. He pulls out a blue one. "Oh, let's hope this is blueberry, if it is toothpaste, you're getting to eat it." He says, gesturing to me. "Wait, a transfer of saliva, is my ship sailing?" Rusher yells from the background. "No, I was joking!" Will's face turns bright red. Will eats the bean. "Good, it was blueberry." A Cube SMP story.

Book 1✔️ Sugar Baby by LoveLiveLust

Highest Ranking #1 adultthemes (01/05/19) #1 eroticromance (24/10/2019) #1 adultromance (26/06/2019) #1 sugardaddy (05/08/2019) #1 couple (16/08/2019) #1 mature (16/10/2019) #2 romance (2/11/2019) #2 ceo (23/03/2020) "You need to shut up baby. Let me take care of your needs. Can you do that for me?" He unzipped my dress, as it falls freely down to the floor. ***** Lori was a socialite, she lived a life of luxury until her parents got a divorce and she was forced to live on her own. She struggled with financing her education and trying hard to maintain her high standard of living. She finally gave up when her best friends treated her like she has the plague and cut her off, then her boyfriend was forced to end things with her when his parents didn't want him to be associated with Lori because of her family's scandal. And that's when she decided to take the offer to be a sugar baby, thinking she'll treat it as a summer job and end it as soon as she's back on her feet again. ********** James never needed a girlfriend. He's a workaholic. He likes the arrangement of a sugar baby where he can pay a sum of money for a companion of a young attractive woman. His friend suggested the idea. With the last sugar baby being too attached to him. It's time for him to find another one. A less demanding one. His eyes locked into the beautiful fragile young woman with an attitude to match. Her fiery yet nervous attitude was refreshing for him, and he wanted her for himself. Will he get what he paid for? Will she get back on her feet? ********** Completed: May 2019 *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*.

My Dork by Starstruck-Nerd

(Ruffnut X Reader) <Discontinued, sorry!> (Maybe not...) • I hope you enjoy this story! • (I haven't seen any Ruffnut X Readers on here, only ones for her brother!) • • Description - Never thought crash-landing on an island would change my life so drastically. One thing is for certain...- • • • "This changes everything..." • • • | This story will only be on wattpad to try to prevent it from being stolen! | • | I own none of the httyd characters. You belong to yourself or Ruffnut (Which ever you prefer!) | • • • Fanfic belongs to me Stargazer_Nyx <Nothing else belongs to except in this fanfic unless I say otherwise.>

Will you be mine? by hoosier_daddy__

All of our life, we have been told that we can't travel to different universes, and Juliane is no different. She was living like any normal teenager her age. One day, some gangsters attacked her mom, forcing her to pay the debts Juliane's father left them with. While hiding in the basement, Juliane found some weird looking crystals and some box that looked different from the things you'll see in this world. Out of curiosity, she tried using the box, which took her to a different universe, which might sound insane for an instance. Over there, she meets different types of people, she likes some, dislike some, however, there was that certain person she felt a different type connection. What will happen with her? Will this universe be better than hers? How is she going to survive? Will she find some answers to her questions? - this story may contain some mature content, so read at your own risk

Heavens Child (Bbs x reader) by Illo_wat

⚠️ Terrible and cringe ⚠️ it not worth reading. You have been warn ❕ (Y/n) is 10 years old. She has a huge family. She has 2 sisters and 6 brothers, and 1 unknown sibling. (Y/n)'s brothers and sisters show her their friends and they call there group the Banana bus squad. You love them. They all go to school at that same school. ( This school is an elementary, middle, and high school) they were all middle and some are high schoolers. (Y/n) is in elementary. Later then, she starts to have odd dreams but doesn't say anything, and there us something strange that's going in with her. Another last then something happen. Please read this. I don't know know what to put on. And I hope you'll enjoy this story. And sorry if the words are spelled wrong and the same as grammar, I'm sorry. I'll try not to mess up. And there is probably time-skipping. I'm busy with school. I'll probably post 1 a week. I'll let you guys know why I'm not posting or something. Thank you guys for reading this description. This is my first story please don't be rude. And have a nice day or something. ⚠️ Cringe 😬

Sort of Deadly by RaghavBhatia7

*Sequel to 'Sort Of Dead'* *Kindly read the previous installment beforehand* ~ "You know the feeling when you see a glass jar filled with perfectly round, colorful marbles, and you just want to put one - or two, or three - in your mouth, even though you know it's dangerous and can kill you? Right. Hold that thought. We'll come back to it." _______________________________________ Not all dreams terminate when you wake up. Some last longer. And some can take over your reality. After the party's victorious return to {Undisclosed}, it takes them a while to coze up to their silly, mundane lives. The sail's smooth . . . at least until Bee starts having those awful nightmares. Those very REAL nightmares. The bookworm finds herself in such a fix - oh, boy, wait for this - that she can't think a way out of it. She's pretty certain she's going to die. It's her friends that she is more worried about. --Have fun! All of your favorite characters are back in this one, and then some! Laugh and sob and cheer them on! #completed { Awesome cover by @jaszthewayyoulikeit } Pst scrpt: I know this blurb sucks. ***All rights reserved: Do not recreate or plagiarise. This is an original work.***

Doors Shipping OneShots! [REQUESTS OPEN] by TimeToZleep

!SLOW UPDATES DUE TO MY LAZY ASS! Ye, welcome to some random sh*t I thought of making, request your doors ships. I can also write x Reader if you want. RULES: No Smut/Lemon. Sh*t's disgusting. No Timothy. Bro's a spider. No Snare. Bro's a goddamn bear trap. No April fool's entities because I dunno how to write stories for them cuz I'm Stoopid. Please no AU's, like Child!Reader or Autistic! Reader. I have no idea how to do this (No offense) No (romantic) polycules. It's too confusing to write for me. Have fun reading this trash can of mine, I guess. Inspired by @SoftSilkCloud and @Thinking_of_name 's doors books and some doors OneShot books out there /-----/-----/-----/-----/ Best achievements so far: ↓2024↓ N° 3 in rooms (April 28th) N° 1 in curious light (May 20th) N° 39 in eyes (May 20th) N° 3 in I'm Lazy (April 19th) N° 8 in Guiding Light (May 5th) ↓2025↓ N° 2 in Halt (February 24th) N° 1 in DoorsxReader (February 24th) N° 4 in Ambush (February 24th) N° 4 in Screech (February 24th) N° 11 in Seek (February 24th)

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

The Creator and The PuppetMaster - T. F. F. AU (Discontinued, rewriting) cover

Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] cover

The Dark Side of the Moon cover

Ideal (a cube smp fanfiction) [COMPLETED] cover

Book 1✔️ Sugar Baby cover

Will you be mine? cover

Heavens Child (Bbs x reader) cover

Sort of Deadly cover

Doors Shipping OneShots! [REQUESTS OPEN] cover

The Creator and The PuppetMaster - T. F. F. AU (Discontinued, rewriting)

"Promise you or anybody else won't go crazy once I tell you?" "I promise. You can trust us." "Fine. The reason I know about all of it is because... I'm the Creator." _______________ _ ⚠️ VERY SLOW UPDATES ⚠️ ⚠️ THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN SHIPS⚠️ _ _______________ •If you see any spelling mistakes, PLEASE tell me. It would mean a lot to me. •Although this book does not contain ships, you are welcome to ship anybody in the book. I won't stop ya! •If you don't like the book in any way, please don't bother commenting about how bad it is. I don't appreciate that and I find it very annoying. Someone already did that once and I find it disrespectful, knowing how much effort I put into writing these chapters. •I won't do A/Ns a lot in this book, because it adds to how many parts are in the book, so when someone sees how many parts are in the book, they read it and find that A/N, they'll be disappointed and I don't want to disappoint. •I will be making an Ask or Dare book (will be inserting myself in that cuz why not?) for this AU once I hit Chapter Five, so be on the lookout for that. (This note is temporary!) Art cover by: FnafRune_Galaxy (a.k.a me! ¤°¤) #? in Bryan #292 in thefamousfilms #70 in fnaf6 ~Last updated in: 1|13|20~ (I'll update this later on :^)