"Same Old Town, Same Old New Kid." Male Reader x Kenny/Mysterion

"There was a New Kid to town during the year of XXXX, he took back the stick of truth, farted on Princess Kenny's balls, defeated Mitch Conner, and became the legend in the historah of fourth grade..."

The crinkling of bag interrupted the story. It was followed by loud crunching, and then a deep breath.

"But as quickly as he came and as quickly as his year in South Park passed by, he suddenly disappeared without a word..."

The sounds of a pencil scratching onto paper had stopped, he tapped his pencil, then began again.

"We will forever mourn the loss of a King, a fellow hero, and most of all, our beloved Douchebag. Who has been gone since the end of elementary skhool, and the first years of middle skhool, the torment- tormenting-tormatated- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"

The boy grunted, aggressively scribbling out the mistake in his journal.

"TORMENTED- there- sixth and seventh grade. I never thought I'd see the day I had become something I hated but envied so much. School sucked balls, but now we are about to be on summer break, the best part of the whole fucking year. The only reason I am writing all of this in my gayass journal is because I heard a message of another new kid coming into town... and maybe because of my dumb liberal therapist. Anyway I-"

"ERIC~ YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE HERE~! DID YOU FINISH WRITING IN YOUR DIARY?"

The boy angrily threw his pencil down and got out of his chair, breathing heavily as he left his room.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM ITS NOT A FUCKING DIARY-!"

Eric's door creaked shut, leaving the book behind as he left to go see what his friends wanted.