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F is for Family: Raheem's British Invasion -Destroying Sue's American Vagina

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Parts 93
Time 56h 47m

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You thought YOUR family was dysfunctional? Welcome to the Murphys, where dysfunction is practically an Olympic sport. When fate (or maybe a bar brawl) lands you in the Murphy household as a live-in replacement for the volatile Frank, you're in for a wild ride. Can you survive sharing a roof with the quick-witted Sue, the accident-prone Kevin, the sassy Maureen, and the ever-scheming Bill? Or will you become the latest casualty of Murphy mayhem? Find out in this hilarious, heartwarming (and possibly teeth-clenching) tale of an outsider becoming an accidental Murphy.

Get ready for:

Slapstick hijinks and razor-sharp wit
A chaotic household that'll make you grateful for your own family (maybe)
A surprising bond forming between you and the Murphys (don't get too attached)
Proving that even replacement Murphys can find a place in this crazy family
So, are you brave enough to become a Murphy? Dive in and find out!All Rights Reserved

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