INFATUATED!

THIS AU CONTAINS SEXUAL NATURE/IDEAS, ADDICTION, SELF HARM, AND OTHER TRIGGERING TOPICS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MENTAL HEALTH.

tdlr: phighting au where uh
strippers /hj
or as my friends like to call it, the z e s t y au
if anyone says something like zestykit or zestyspace just remember this au! and then advertise it to them!1!1!

If there's one thing for certain about the Inpherno, it's the fact that well... nothing's certain. Just think about it! Around 20 years ago, there was all sorts of fun among Phights and what not. Now..? Being able to use a gear is pretty rare!
So, what's a way to make a quick buck?
...Well, there's plenty of ways, actually... this one just happens to be the easiest for Medkit.
(And Subspace is here too, I guess. And Rocket... and Sword- YOU GET THE POINT!!)
"'This one?' Can you be more specific??"
Awh, darn, you really want it?! Fine!! He's a pole dancer, what else??
Let's be real; He hates his job. Annoying ass boss, degenerate customers... Could it get any worse?

Yeah, it could.

Read about his torturous journey here!!

Oh, and I guess Subspace goes through a lot, too??

...Hey, is this done?