"To most I'm an enigma..." "To others I'm the quirkless freak... even to my own mother". "To the underground I'm someone that knows everything about anything or anyone" "But to him... I'm his kid... forever and always. What happens when Izuku realizes most of the things he's gone through are pretty messed up? well with his mother dead... Maybe?... Probably?... He really hads no idea. He doesn't know nor does he care where his so called "Mother" is. But what more is a kid to do when his childhood friend turned bully crosses the line between bully and just plain idiotic. Then All- Might "the number one hero"(note the heavy amount of sarcasm) just had to crush the dreams of the supposedly "quirkless" middle schooler. All Izuku knows is that Lady Luck must really hate him... or like him? He hasn't decided just yet. Hey but on the bright side luck always seems to be on his side when he slips away from the police, pro hero's, Nezu and villains alike when they try to capture him, or in the villains and Endeavors case kill him. Follow Izuku a chaotic prankster of a vigilante or should I say "Kaizen" as he drives Eraserhead, Detective Tsukauchi along with the entire police department up the wall around the moon and back. Izuku most definitely has no clue what life may throw at him next but he does know one thing for certain... . . . He's going to need so many more paint balls _________________________________________ - Before you read!!! - I do NOT own Mha I do NOT own any of the characters Deku won't be shipped with anyone The picture is NOT mine credits to the original owner. ⚠️ Warnings include ⚠️ - Child Abandonment - Bullying - Child Neglect - Mentions of injuries - Violence If any of this makes you uncomfortable please click off of this story. So with that out of the way please sit back grab your favorite snacks and enjoy my fan-fiction.