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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

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Reads 175,936
Votes 5,329
Parts 55
Time 7m

comebacks crazy funny humor insults lmao lol random rude

Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks!

Use them on:
-An Idiot
-Ex boyfriend 
-Best friends 
-Ex Girlfriend 
-Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro)
-MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro)
- Some guy who stole your fries at McDonalds, but lets be real do you need them calories?
-Me because i just told you that you don't need 
 And anyone else you hate!

WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS SOME INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, CUSS WORDS AND RUDE/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT! 
ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH!All Rights Reserved

comebacks crazy funny humor insults lmao lol random rude

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