america , USA , UNTIED STATES , THIRTEEN COLONIES AND SO ON . I GUESS YOU THINK HE IS LAZY ASS WHO SPENDS HIS NIGHT PLAYING VIDOE GAMES . WELL YOU WRONG HE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF 51 STATES , 5 TERRITORIES, 7 MILITARY DEPARTMENTS PLUUS NASA AND NATO GIVING THEM 65 KIDS TO DEAL WITH AND HIS ONLY HELP IS the confederate States of America . WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE PASSES OUT ON WAY TO HIS CAR