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All Bark No Bite | Alastor x Reader

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I stand up straight before making my way down the stairs. "So, then why do you want to help her if you don't believe in her cause?" I ask as I eye him up and down. Alastor's ear-to-ear smile falters slightly as he turns his head to look at me.

"Ah, if it isn't the eldest Morningstar." He says as he takes a step away from Charlie and Vaggie. I reach the bottom of the stairs as I stop and stand next to them giving Alastor a look of annoyance.

He just continues to smile at me before answering my question. "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" He pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her, making me glare slightly. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"
                                 
                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

Started: 06/19/2024
Ended: ???

                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───  

Rankings:
#3 - theradiodemonxreader (07/07/24)

                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───All Rights Reserved

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I Hate You More, Darling by Radioapple_4_Life

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

Forbidden | Lucifer Morningstar x Reader by hooman_does_cosplay

"Y'know Lucifer's girl? Well she's becoming a pain in the ass trying to "rehabilitate sinners so they get redeemed into Heaven" blah blah blah." He says mocking her voice I assume. I lean back against my chair as I cross my arms. "And why does any of that involve me?" I ask, causing him to respond almost instantly. "Well you're going to go down there, see what she's up to and report back to me." I glare at him. There are so many reasons this plan is stupid, and not just because he came up with it. ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 02/28/2024 Ended: 06/10/2024 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

Daughter of the Radio Demon: The Lilting Huntress (Father Figure! Alastor × OC) by flaming_quill

Upon stumbling across the Hazbin Hotel after losing her home in Hell, Aria had no choice but to stay there. The young lioness demon refused to accept rehabilitation, yet somehow knew she couldn't leave. Especially when she met a certain deer man that would change her life forever... IMPORTANT NOTE: This book is rated 13+ for slight gore, mentions of flashbacks and traumatic events, and strong language. There is no NSFW, smut, lemons or limes. I will put a warning before every part that may trigger or upset some people. The story is about my OC for Hazbin Hotel, but if you want to you can imagine yourself being in her place. :) Happy reading! Cover art by me :DD Most impressive rankings (by 2024): No. 1 in #ocxcanon (for several weeks) No. 1 in #hazbin No. 7 in #alastor No. 17 in #hazbinhotel

Monster | (Alastor x Deer Demon Reader) by dyliplier

Not To long of falling into Hell and becoming a Deer Demon. (Y/n) gets taken in by The Princess of Hell herself Charlie Magne and her girlfriend Vaggie. So in return she helps around the hotel by fixing electronics old and new. While helping around she gets to know a certain demon, The Radio Demon. Not bothering to listen to the story of him that Vaggie told her, (Y/n) and Alastor get to know one another. But along the way, things begin to happen that no one can explain. And begin to question just what is going on to a certain demon they know. --------- ///Rankings\\\ #1 in RadioDemonxReader #4 in HazbinHotel #5 in Vivziepop --------- Started: February 1st, 2020 Finished: April 2nd, 2021 Sequel: Dernière Danse | (Alastor x Deer Demon Reader) --------- © Hazbin Hotel: Belongs To Vivziepop © Fan Art: They belong to their rightful owners © Original Characters In This Book: Asher and Aalam Belong To Me © (Y/n): You Belong To Yourself

𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ─ ( yandere hazbin hotel x reader ! ) by earth_angel17

( ─ various yandere hazbin hotel x fem reader ! ) ─────────── ↻ 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, (y/n) (l/n), famous for her charm and killings on earth, finds herself in hell as a human, earning the unwanted attention of numerous demons. ─────────── status ; ongoing the fandom of ; "hazbin hotel" ── © earth_angel17 , 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #3 in hellaverse #4 in yanderehazbinhotelxreader #4 in hh #8 in yanderehazbinhotel #10 in hazbinhotelxreader #14 in twisted #17 in alastor 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: Frequently

Foolish Alastor x Reader (fem) by little-Estelle

You're an overlord in hell. You have been for a while now. Even though everyone in hell knows your name, no one has actually seen you since you left after helping Lucifer and his wife Lilith build hell's city. You are one of hell's oldest overlords aside from Zestial. You live inside a massive mansion with a vast library and study. One day, Lucifer sends you a letter about his concerns with the Radio demon living with his daughter Charlie and suggests that you watch over her. The next thing you know, you're inside the hotel being greeted by the staff members. That is, all but one. Alastor. -------------------------------------------------------- One day, you were reading a psychology book when one of your servants entered the study room. "Ma'am. Someone is here to see you." My brow lifted. No one has visited me for quite some time now. I wonder who it could be. "Let them in." I responded. -------------------------------------------------------- All of the Hazbin Hotel characters do not belong to me, they belong to Vivzy. The only characters that do belong to me are the side characters I make and of course the main character(s) (not including Alastor)

Back on the Air (Alastor x Reader) || Hazbin Hotel by pastelkitty69

You have been sent to Hell in accordance with your actions down on Earth. Now you're aligned with the Vee's, contacted to Valentino and are desperate to find a way out, even if that means making a deal with the alluring Radio Demon himself. *** || WARNING || Mature Themes and Language || !!Fem Reader!! || ♡ Updates are not scheduled at present time ♡ *** Cover Credit: @RB. // Pinterest @dearladynightmare // tumblr !! Cover was created myself. Alastor outline & Shadow are Fan Art. Please let me know if creds are incorrect !!

The Shadow of New Orleans | Human Alastor x Fem Reader by lameastronaut

Human Alastor X Fem Reader Al's radio station backstory romance 🧚‍♀️ ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ "As Alastor reads the news about last night's murders, you get a bad feeling. As you look up, his whole demanour changes. His torso stiffens, his voice becomes more strained. Even his eyes narrow and he looks upset. But not like the others, listening to the news, either with a face of horror or fear. No, he look almost... angry? You look around checking if anyone else noticed, but most of your colleagues don't pay any attention to Alastor. Chrissy whispers to someone, probably talking about some gossip of the serial killer. "The Shadow" they call him, as he supposedly dissapears from the scene without a trace. Well, he didn't now." ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ The story's first part mainly focuses on Alastor's human double life, and his sudden interest in a potential prey of his, a girl who works as an intern at the radio station. Little bit a slow burn, but has some fluff even until :3 Contains Lemon, also TW for stalking, blood and violence. 👀 I dislike the whole Y/N format, so I simply do not address the main character, and only refer to them. It's a female MC, and am only experimenting with this format, so do let me know what you think! ;3 I don't own any of the artworks, nor music throughout the story. I don't own any of the Hazbin characters mentioned or referenced, they belong to VivziePop. Cover art edited with the work of artists I couldn't find the credit for: pls contact me if you know/yours and I'll credit you!! #1 TheRadioDemon (july 30th) 🥴📻 #1HumanAlastor 🧍‍♂️🦌 (oct 13th) #1 HazbinAlastor (july 30th) 🤭❤️‍🔥 #7 Alastor 💅💕 (sept 26th) #1 Radiostation (Aug 1st) 📡🗼 #2 Hellverse (july 30th) 👹🌆 #1 Radio (nov 9th) 🥹📻

All is Fair in Love and War (Alastor x Reader) by EyeMTired

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Hell en Pointe | Alastor ✓ by rjcolette

"I like the way you think, Radio Demon." "And you, Miss Hell en Pointe." ୨୧ [Y/N] [L/N] ─ also known as Miss Kitty, also known as Miss Hell on Heels, er, Hell En Pointe. A recently deceased southern belle with a knack for all forms of dancing (particularly ballet), she knows exactly how she got into Hell. She made a deal with the most menacing, powerful, grinning, and enticing Overlord in existence ─ the Radio Demon. She met him once on Earth, made a deal, and hopes to never meet him again... especially not in Hell of all places. After a depressingly purposeless stroll through Hell, [Y/N] winds up on the doorstep of the Hazbin Hotel. Bored yet reluctant, she accepts a rosy-cheeked, sweet little demon girl's invitation to stay and immediately regrets it afterward when she comes into contact with none other than an infamous scarlet and ebony-haired Demon named Alastor. She immediately decides that she hates him, and he quickly decides he despises her just as much... However, he owns her, and she wants out of it ─ she wants her soul back... whatever it takes. ୨୧ [2nd Person P.O.V] [Alastor x Reader] [Contains Smut] ୨୧ #2 in "alastor" out of 1,000+ #1 in "alastorxreader" out of 1,000+ #13 in "hazbinhotel" out of 1,000+ ୨୧ Disclaimer: I do not own the Hazbin Hotel franchise, its plot, or its characters. I only own my original characters. ୨୧ Began: February 18, 2024 Completed: March 21, 2024 Written during age(s): 16 yrs Full Word Count: 70k ୨୧ FANFICTION OF: Hazbin Hotel

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