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All Bark No Bite | Alastor x Reader

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I stand up straight before making my way down the stairs. "So, then why do you want to help her if you don't believe in her cause?" I ask as I eye him up and down. Alastor's ear-to-ear smile falters slightly as he turns his head to look at me.

"Ah, if it isn't the eldest Morningstar." He says as he takes a step away from Charlie and Vaggie. I reach the bottom of the stairs as I stop and stand next to them giving Alastor a look of annoyance.

He just continues to smile at me before answering my question. "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" He pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her, making me glare slightly. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"
                                 
                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

Started: 06/19/2024
Ended: ???

                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───  

Rankings:
#3 - theradiodemonxreader (07/07/24)

                                 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───All Rights Reserved

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