Brokeback Tommen

This heartbreaking, toe curling ballad follows Irish rugby players Hugh Andrew Biggs and Patrick Marmalade Feely, two broken souls in search of love. While hiding behind the facades they put up and their girlfriends (beards) the two must overcome the obstacles pushed into their path in order to find happiness.

TW: farms, farm animals, and tractors.

No. This is not a parody of Brokeback Mountain. Get your heads out of the gutter.

PSA: this story is part musical. do not be alarmed.