Fangs Are for Losers
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Complete Thu, Jan 8, 20264h 7m
I have never read or watched Twilight, but for some reason, this thing here is how I got out of my writer's block. Not trying to improve the story, just rewriting it my way inspired by all the top-tier memes and analysis videos I keep seeing on social media. Special thanks to wikipedia for telling me who everyone is and that one tiktokker who's writing a book about the Twilight phenomenon. (EDIT: Sarah Elizabeth Gallagher)
*Contains strong language, and probably violence later? IDK there's supposed to be vampires in it right
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When Trixie Rivers moves to the small town of Forks, Washington, population of 3,120 along with her Aunt; all she can hope for is a chance to start a new life and to lose the demons that were hidden in her past. However, what she didn't plan, was meeting the pale-faced member of the Cullen Clan, Jasper Whitlock (Hale), who helps her in her journey to recover what she had lost. **ONGOING** I am working slowly and intermittently on this book. - Started: May 2024 Finished: - {Twilight ----- Breaking Dawn Pt.2} *Disclaimer* This is my first story/fanfiction, I will be trying to follow the film and books as best I can from MEMORY. I also am not the best at grammar or spelling so polite corrections are welcome. I ALSO DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA I ONLY OWN TRIXIE AND EMMA RIVERS AND THEO KING. - ENJOY x
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