THE (Charles) BACHELOR!!
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Grian is married. This is a fact.
Hermitcraft does not know Grian is married. This is a fact.
The whole server has turned Grian's love life (faux, of course) into their own personal The Bachelor. Another fact.
Mumbo & Scar are the victims.
This could never go wrong!
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based on that one oneshot (visible in THINGS FROM MY WORD DOC) from like 3 months ago!!!
STARRING:
GRIAN & JOEL- AS BACHELORS
MUMBO & SCAR, ETHO- AS VIC- SUITORS
TAURTIS & LIZZIE- AS THE UNWITTING SPOUSES
REN- AS MANAGER
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#1 in 'MUMBO' on 1/21/2025
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