A Dumbass in DxD

Small little disclaimer for people who are sensitive: I will be making quite a few insensitive statements and jokes here, so read if you want to. If you're offended, then it's your fault for not heeding the warning.

One day I was just minding my own business, talking with my friends online when my phone blew up and somehow I got sucked into a wormhole. When I woke up, I was in the streets and I wasn't my 15-year old self anymore. Rather, I was now a character my Discord buddies had made for me.

This character's design was that of Vegito, the potara fusion of Goku and Vegeta, donning a stereotypical World War II German Soldier outfit, or an alternative outfit consisting of Ichigo Kurosaki's Shikai outfit, still having the hat from the other outfit.

I also learned that I had kept the three totally not copyrighted abilities I was allowed to give this character. Those being the Almighty, the power to peer into and alter the future to my liking; though it was balanced to be only three uses a day due to how overpowered the ability was, my very own Domain Expansion which kind of embodied the power of the X-Axis, another Bleach ability but instead of invisible, always-piercing bullets it appeared much like the Golden Dragon formed by Goku's Ryuu-Ken (Dragon Fist), and finally all of the abilities and forms of Vegito himself (albeit heavily downscaled).

Back to the description, when I awoke I had learned to somehow read perfect Japanese (plot) and learned that I had landed smack down in the town of Kuoh, Japan. How will I be able to adapt to my current situation and live? Your guess is as good as my own.

I own pretty much nothing besides the character I've added into this story's design ideas.