Last of the Living

"Good evening, everyone, I'm Katie Killjoy," The woman began, her voice brimming with glee as usual.

"And I'm Tom Trench,"

"And today we have a story that's going to rock your world. Quite literally. Our world has taken a turn for the worse-a lot worse."

Tom Trench continued, "That's right, Katie. Just when you thought things couldn't get any more horrific, we've got reports of a new apocalypse outbreak."

Katie leaned forward, her eyes sparkling with delight. "But there's more to the story, folks. In a shocking move, the government has admitted to being the ones in charge of this catastrophic event. Because of the overpopulation, they decided the only solution was to initiate an apocalypse. It's all part of their plan to 'reset' the population, an idea by none other than Sara and Adam."

A corner of the green screen behind them lit up, showing the current chaos outside. People screaming, running, and children getting eaten.
It was on for a good while, then disappeared. Silence followed, and not a sound could be heard. That was until Katie Killjoy concluded for the final time.

"May God be with us all."