Comebacks and Insults
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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns!
If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
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"Holy shit, marry me." "Whoa, at least take me to dinner first." They didn't like each other, hated each other even, couldn't stand each other. Shit happened and all it could amount to was that it really be like that sometimes.Complete
Secret Desire
"I shouldn't do this." He spoke as if to himself. "Maybe if I didn't love you so much, I'd be able to resist." He muttered. I finally understood. I took his face in my hands. "It's not a crime to give me what I want every once in awhile." I breathed. He rolled his eyes. "I'll give you the world, Jamie....Just not my world." His voice was dangerously low. My eyes shut for a moment. "I know." I sighed. Once again his lips crushed mine. I forgot how to breath. For a moment, I forgot how to move. My entire body was frozen while a hot fire spread all over me. He was the hot fire.Complete![Reina [HS]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/290587056-256-k154654.jpg)
Reina [HS]
Losing someone is never easy. Especially if it's your best friend. Being in love with that someone though, makes it even more complicated. * Harry and Elizabeth grew up together. They were best friends, each other's happy place. But 7 years is a long time, a lot has changed... Harry is now living his dream, basking in the glory of his success. No matter how big he gets though, he could never forget where he came from. He could never forget those big blue eyes and the hearty laugh that he was once so fond of. And Elizabeth... well, she grew up. She's not the naive little girl she was all those years ago anymore, she sees the world differently now. She does her best every day, trying to get into line and have a normal life like most of us. Running away from your past and building up walls can only work for so long though, and a certain curly headed rockstar might just be able to crumble them all down in an instant. When their paths cross again, the darkness just becomes a tad bit brighter. They eventually fall back to same old habits, the memories clearer than ever and suddenly it all just makes perfect sense again. *** "Love is friendship that has caught fire." //MATURE AND EXPLICIT CONTENT//Complete
The Joke Book
This book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!Complete
Truth or Dare the Creepypasta's
You can leave comment or message me your Truth Or Dare for the Creepypasta people ^-^ ill do all and give you credit!!!Complete
Am I straight? -» Phan
- attempt #?? - Dan was an average little adolescent. Had a girlfriend, went to high school, basic stuff. But during an open house for his school, he finds someone more fitting to his eyes. p.s * my autocorrect back then was utter shit. my "the" turned into "lé" * p.s.s * also, if you dont read it because of the autocorrect problem, that is fine :) i wont be sad about it * p.s.s.s * i am a confident asshole *Complete
At Their Very Best
He lights his cigarette and inhales without looking at you once. Blowing out the fire in your hand, he looks to the audience and explains how he's in control of everything and everyone around him. That when he said the word "stop" he was able to bring the whole production to a halt.Complete
Ladykiller
Some wise asshole once told me that you can't stand right next to a fire and expect not to get burnt. James was a fire, an absolute fucking dumpster fire, but I figured it was safe to cover myself in gasoline and dryer lint and take a closer look. How could this not blow up in my face?Complete
I Wanna Be Yours (John Price X Reader)
Price was content with the life he led, putting his work before himself for years had made him the great man that he was today. But you just had to make him question everything with your soft voice and pretty hair, didn't you? Or, Price has a crush and takes his sweet time trying to figure it all out whilst you suffer. A/N: Hi, hello, it's your girl. Yeah, so, all this chit chat over in America is scaring me when they're thinking about shutting down ao3 when that's literally one of my main platforms so I have regressed to my origins. As of when I'm moving this nothing has happened so I'm hoping this is just a preventative measure but yk 😩, I'm also going to put my other stuff on here so hopefully my years of work won't vanish into the wind. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this slow burn, I hope it makes you want throw yourself into a glass door out of frustration, go get your mans 💕
POV - Crazy
I hate being the new girl! I always end up getting in trouble because of that one handsome asshole. Or two... And stop judging me, it's NEVER my fault! Well, almost never... Sometimes? #OkItsAlwaysMyFault #ShutUpAndRead ----------------------------------------------------------- /!\THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES!/!\ THIS STORY BELONGS TO ME AND IS PURELY FICTIONAL.
"Holy shit, marry me." "Whoa, at least take me to dinner first." They didn't like each other, hated each other even, couldn't stand each other. Shit happened and all it could amount to was that it really be like that sometimes.
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