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This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 - 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙚 𝘼𝙐
"𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑡𝑜．𝐼 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑". 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗲 𝗔𝗨 𝘼 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥, 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣, 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨...? ~ 𝑰 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒈. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 ~ 𝑆𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛, 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤. 𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑡, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒. 🏆 #2 in 𝐻𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑒 28 - September - 2023 #1 in 𝐽𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑧𝑚𝑎𝑛 31 - August - 2021 #3 in 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑘𝑎𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑜𝑛 01 - September - 2021 #7 in 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 21 - May - 2023Complete
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𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡Complete
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(𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) 𝗔 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀, 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺. |𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬| ✔︎𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✔︎𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 ✔︎𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 ✔︎ 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 (𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲) ✔︎𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬  ✔︎𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻, 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲, 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲, 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲. 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲. 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱. - 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗕𝘆 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.Complete
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𝘑͏𝘶͏𝘴͏𝘵͏ 𝘴͏𝘰͏𝘮͏𝘦͏ 𝘰͏𝘯͏𝘦͏𝘴͏𝘩͏𝘰͏𝘵͏𝘴͏ 𝘰͏𝘧͏ 𝘺͏𝘰͏𝘶͏𝘳͏ 𝘧͏𝘢͏𝘷͏𝘰͏𝘳͏𝘪͏𝘵͏𝘦͏ 𝘛͏𝘸͏𝘪͏𝘴͏𝘵͏𝘦͏𝘥͏𝘞͏𝘰͏𝘯͏𝘥͏𝘦͏𝘳͏𝘭͏𝘢͏𝘯͏𝘥͏ 𝘤͏𝘩͏𝘢͏𝘳͏𝘢͏𝘤͏𝘵͏𝘦͏𝘳͏𝘴͏, 𝘱͏𝘭͏𝘦͏𝘢͏𝘴͏𝘦͏ 𝘤͏𝘩͏𝘦͏𝘤͏𝘬͏ 𝘵͏𝘩͏𝘦͏ 𝘳͏𝘦͏𝘲͏𝘶͏𝘦͏𝘴͏𝘵͏ 𝘱͏𝘢͏𝘨͏𝘦͏ 𝘧͏𝘰͏𝘳͏ 𝘮͏𝘰͏𝘳͏𝘦͏ 𝘪͏𝘯͏𝘧͏𝘰͏𝘳͏𝘮͏𝘢͏𝘵͏𝘪͏𝘰͏𝘯͏! -Requests are CLOSED for now, sorry 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭: Disney/Aniplex 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 Yana Toboso __________________________________________________ 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴' 𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.Complete
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