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Unfortunately Named

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2015 emilyosment humor humorous ous unforunatelynamed wattpad

Apparently, seventeen years ago when my parents named their kids, they were searching for the most embarrassing names they could find. 

I mean, what parent doesn't want their kids to be teased for the rest of their lives? (Cue eye roll)

Wanna know my twin brother's name? Dick. And no, it's not short for Richard. (Sometimes he really does live up to his name, though.)

But my name is much worse than my brother's. Ever since my fifth grade class watched "the video" (y'know, the one about puberty and sex?) I've been getting teased about it. 

The name in question? 

Uranus.Hak Cipta Terpelihara

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