Our story unfolds in the dark ages before LBGTQ+. Terry and Alan were never friends. What they were was a pair of fun-sized and terror-stricken high school freshmen. The boys were under the thumb of senior ogres: Butch and his wingman Spike. Under the threat of bloody dismemberment, Terry and Alan become Bambi and Thumper. The Girls come out as the brunt of every joke and prank by faculty and student and parent. Cringe as the pair suffer humiliation, abuse, and betrayal. Please be aware that the humor and plot of this fiction are Mature Entertainment.