Go Go Lemur Chan!

Well I'm going to Japan, this going to amazing! I'm going with friend Giggert. We met these two girls on 4chan and they said we can stay with them while we're in Japan. Giggert hopes they're hot, but I'm not looking love I'm finding Jesus. While in the airport we saw a Mexican chewing on a Taco, Giggert looks at him and is like I want some of his "taco" I look at Giggert and then back at the Mexican. I walk up to him and say "Hello. Where are you heading to?" He says he is going to Japan hopeful I can ditch Giggert with him to "find Jesus" better. I hand the lady my ticket and I walk to the plane I look at it "On my way to Japan..." I get a thought of ease. Behind me the Mexican now known as Kendall is taking Instagram photos we all step on the plane and are ready to begin our journey.