Damian receives a new family pet from Marinette and finds they are a wonderful companion in tormenting his family, only for some reason they won't touch Timothy Drake and disappear whenever Damian tries. It's a mystery until one day Tim messages Damian to call his ferrets off. *This is literal crack WTF but like I LOVE IT *Crossposted on Ao3 (originally posted on Ao3) *This is a one-shot *Dedicated to @ghostdoodlen, my amazingly talented online wife