the day i choked on a cinnamon roll because i was laughing too hard
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Laufend, Zuerst veröffentlicht Juni 19, 2024
i choked on a cinimon roll cuz i was laughing so hard like the moldy bread roll with chese and ham on it i took a big big bite out of on a monday night 3am spazing on the floor like a fly you sprayed with fly spray you wil be touched by 8 men tonight incudingme thebackshotswillbecrazy imnot holding back me and my mennyyy many many menn will get you tickle you touch you they will call it the backshits of 2024 the neighbours will hear everyingyou screaming as loud as an amber alert call the amber lamps.
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My Kidnapper Likes Me

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I was walking to work one morning when a bag gets thrown over my head and I'm jerked back by two arms encircling my waist. My parents always told me this could happen as my father is the judge and put a high profile murderer behind bars. He set the bail at 1.2 million dollars and I honestly don't know why my father is still alive. I was in the courtroom but the little girl who was sitting next to me- maybe thirteen, so not really little- said there's no way he did it. Kids are a pretty good judge of character but I had to agree that some things looked off when the evidence was shown. The next thing I know the bag is pulled up some and a rag is put over my mouth and nose. I cringe inwardly at how cliché it is but hey chloroform does the trick and I'm out before we started moving.